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Ugly Bastard · 03-16-2005, 05:45 PM

I want to explain my ultimate plan with the March Madness contests. Last year, my goal was to get last place, or close to last place, I achieved this goal with flying colors:

Why did I do this? Let me tell you:

I knew that by getting last place, no one would give me credit for being the Bracket Genius that I am. Because of this lack-of-credit (per se), when I win this year, everyone will be so shocked, that bitches will probably suck me off just for being such a crafty son of a bitch.

Most of you are short-term thinkers with pipe dreams of winning a Golden N and moving on. I, my friends, see the big picture. I knew by taking a dive last year, that my win this year will be so much more satisfying. A good analogy of what I'm doing here would be like the pool shark who acts like he's not very good, until the big bucks come into play, then suddenly he's a God. That's all I'm doing here folks. Just playing a little bait-and-switch. Prepare to be amazed. I will have a perfect bracket this year.

-Ugly Bastard

[ March 16, 2005, 02:46 PM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

03-16-2005, 05:45 PM	#28 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I want to explain my ultimate plan with the March Madness contests. Last year, my goal was to get last place, or close to last place, I achieved this goal with flying colors: Why did I do this? Let me tell you: I knew that by getting last place, no one would give me credit for being the Bracket Genius that I am. Because of this lack-of-credit (per se), when I win this year, everyone will be so shocked, that bitches will probably suck me off just for being such a crafty son of a bitch. Most of you are short-term thinkers with pipe dreams of winning a Golden N and moving on. I, my friends, see the big picture. I knew by taking a dive last year, that my win this year will be so much more satisfying. A good analogy of what I'm doing here would be like the pool shark who acts like he's not very good, until the big bucks come into play, then suddenly he's a God. That's all I'm doing here folks. Just playing a little bait-and-switch. Prepare to be amazed. I will have a perfect bracket this year. -Ugly Bastard [ March 16, 2005, 02:46 PM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]