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Orgazmo · 01-05-2004, 08:31 PM

So I'm passengering in a vehicle down 15 as I approach a van. Here it is:

Anyway, here is my question: what the hell does this van do?

I could think of two possible explanations. The first, and less likely: Donan is a company that specializes in investigating the causes of fires. When a major company has a fire, they pay this place to come investigate => they find the source => the original company fixes the problem. Of course, the van says it's an engineering company...not to mention the title makes one think that this is simply one branch of Donan.

the other possibility is that Donan is a large company (which has 6 locations spanning 2 states). Unfortunately for them, they have employees careless enough that they have an entire unit dedicated to investigating the causes of fires within their 6 locations. Is it possible for 6 buildings to have enough fires that an entire unit needs to be created for investigation? Methinks not...but, if not that, then what?

Any thoughts?

01-05-2004, 08:31 PM	#1 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	So I'm passengering in a vehicle down 15 as I approach a van. Here it is: Anyway, here is my question: what the hell does this van do? I could think of two possible explanations. The first, and less likely: Donan is a company that specializes in investigating the causes of fires. When a major company has a fire, they pay this place to come investigate => they find the source => the original company fixes the problem. Of course, the van says it's an engineering company...not to mention the title makes one think that this is simply one branch of Donan. the other possibility is that Donan is a large company (which has 6 locations spanning 2 states). Unfortunately for them, they have employees careless enough that they have an entire unit dedicated to investigating the causes of fires within their 6 locations. Is it possible for 6 buildings to have enough fires that an entire unit needs to be created for investigation? Methinks not...but, if not that, then what? Any thoughts?