Fucking shaving my face. Back when I was like 17 I thought it was cool. I thought I was a real man. But now it's the biggest minor inconvenience in my life! I fucking shave every morning and not 6 hours later I need to shave again! The worst part is even when I get a close shave my face still isn't 100% smooth. I feel like the goddamn werewolf man. And if I decide not to shave for a day or two everyone is like "Whoa there buddy wake up on the wrong side of the bed? haha" at which point I want to knock them down and scrape my briskly stuble all over their ugly face, peeling off their skin like a cheese grater.
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