So I go to a party with a friend tonight. Turns out it's a birthday party for the girl's house it's at... who cares. I'm dating birthday girl's best friend who I'm meeting there... but I guess birthday girl has some kind of vendetta against me because not only is my girl (girl #1) there when I show up, but so is another girl (girl #2)I'm "seeing"... birthday girl knows this and has told me that she doesn't care because it's none of her business (I used to "see" her too).
within a half hour of showing up, after meeting and greeting everyone there, I realize that not only are these two girls in the same room, but they're talking and seem to be getting along very well... this spells trouble for the Master. I've got to do something, and quick!
I come up with a haphazard and get my friend to distract girl #2 while I approach girl #1 and tell her that I'm sorry but before I came I had a couple guys over to watch the fight and we had been drinking... I was too drunk to put up with the shit that is going on (there were a couple fights) and I wanted to go home but I didn't drive. She tells me to have my friend take me home and she'll come over when the party's over because she can't leave her best friends blah, blah, blah. Damn, this is no good.
I go outside to contemplate my next move when the fates smile upon me. Girl #2 seeing me, but not getting any recognition, follows me through the door. I tell her the same thing I told girl #1, and she's eager to give me a ride (wink, wink, nudge, nudge) home. I politely ask her to go back in and get the guy I came with to come out... she does this. We work out a little plan and everything is good in the world.
Girl #2 gives me a ride home and comes in for a while... my friend follows a few minutes later in my car (I had actually driven) and takes his car back to the party. this is good for a couple reasons...
1. we can't have my car there after I specifically told girl #1 that I hadn't driven.
2. since he did leave and drive all the way to my house, it would seem as though he took me home.
I got a call about a half hour ago from said friend, he told me that most of the people that were leaving the party had already gone and he was on his way out too. I told girl #2 that he was coming back here (he wasn't) and that we'd probably play video games into the wee hours of the morning... she took the que and left.
Here's the beauty part. not 10 minutes ago I get a call from girl #1 saying that she was leaving and wanted to stay here tonight... she'll be here any minute.
sometimes, it's good being me.
[ September 26, 2004, 03:47 AM: Message edited by: StabMaster Arson ]
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