What: Operation: Get The Aerobie Out Of The Tree
Where: On the east lawn of the Noyer Complex on Ball State University
When: Friday April 15th, 2005; at 4:01 pm
Why: Why? Why, motherfucker? I'll tell you why. The Aerobie is the coolest toy ever invented. Straight from the factories of Palo Alto, California; the Aerobie made its way to Muncie Indiana to bring a few Nubblites a little joy in life. But, there's a problem. Someone, a rather tall and charming son of a bitch if I don't say so myself, happened to get the Aerobie lodged way up (We're talking like 50 or 60 feet up) in a massive tree this afternoon during a fun game of "Aerobie".
Now, normally we'd just get on Ebay and buy a new one for $10 or whatever; but we've already done that before. The Aerobie that is stuck in a tree right now is Aerobie V 2.0. You see, a few weeks back, Amret was kind enough to dispose of Aerobie V 1.0 into the great Atlantic. Now, since then, I bought another Aerobie on Ebay to replace 1.0 since it was gobbled up by the Atlantic. I refuse to do this again for Aerobie V 2.0, here's why: We know exactly where V 2.0 is at. It's in a tree, and anyone can see it.
This is where Nubblies comes into play. This Friday afternoon, a few Nubblites will gather to help unlodge Aerobie V 2.0 from it's lofty resting spot, and put it back into regular gameplay. Mr. Blonde has already confessed to me that he is a helluva tree climber, but let me tell you, so is Orgazmo, and Orgazmo was quite unsuccessful in his efforts to retrieve the Aerobie not 3 hours ago.
I am hoping a nice crowd can gather for this providing a pleasant end result; that result being the Aerobie back in Orgazmo's paw where it belongs.
Roster of attendees this Friday afternoon (copy and paste your names onto this list if you're going to be there):
Ugly Bastard
Orgazmo will be taking a picture or two of the Aerobie tomorrow when the sun is up, that way everyone can see what we're dealing with. We are going to need some good climbers, and more importantly, a big ass poll of sorts to unlodge the Aerobie from the tree. I would be tickled pink if some IU people drove up for an hour or two for Operation: Get The Aerobie Out Of The Tree. I would be even more tickled if some West Coast people needed me to pick them up at the airport early on Friday 'cause they too wish to participate in O: GTAOOTT. I may be dreaming big, but damnit, this is an Aerobie (V 2.0 mind you) we're talking about here...
-Ugly Bastard
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