Orgazmo. Your plan is good, un-original, but pretty damn good. Might I now offer a plan or two of my own:
If I was a terrorist....
....I would put anthrax in the water supply of a big city.
....I would sit outside of the fence at the end of a run-way at an airport and shoot the pilot or the engine with a sniper-weapon right as the plane is getting ready to take off.
....I would launch a gernade or missle of some sort at the White House at a time that the President is known to be there.
....I would drop a bomb on the Capitol Building during the President's State of the Union Address (the Union wouldn't be looking too good after that)
....I would shoot citizens at gas stations, schools, and parking lots with a sniper gun from several hundred yards away (...wait a minute)
....I would go on a cruise and detonate a bomb while on the ship in the middle of the ocean
....I would set the forests in the Pacific Northwest ablaze.
....I would hi-jack a small-town radio station, and tell them that President Bush will be driving through our town later that evening on his way to a meeting. Tell them that Bush is going to stop at the courthouse to speak to the community, and to arrive early if you want to get a good seat, then detonate a bomb while all those people are together like that.
....I would open fire at a professional sporting event.
....I would detonate a bomb on a major interstate during rush-hour.
Now if I was a terrorist, I might do some of these things, but lucky for you. I'm not a terrorist
