My plan is unoriginal? Half of yours are simply shooting people or setting off a bomb dressed up with a little bit of verbal candy... Also, your plans would kill a few people at a time...and, in some unlikely cases, the president...whereas mine would slowly infect hundreds to thousands with a deadly and incurable disease. By the time that people figured out where it was stemming from, thousands to hundreds of thousands would be infected...either directly from my plan or through the trickle down effect...
Perhaps my grandest of plans for dismantling the United States is the following. Firstly, a sum of cash, about $250,000, would be necessary. Also, 500 people willing to give their lives for my cause would be needed (I'm guessing that neither of the previous would be tough to come by for a terrorist kingpin). My plan is simple...send each of the men to a random state in the United States. Once in their designated state, the men would each purchase a car (they'd each be given about $500). After this, at a certain time on a certain day, all 500 of the men would go onto a random road in their random state. They would start driving normally and then, all of a sudden, swerve straight into the left lane...striking one oncoming car almost surely causing death to both the martyr and the victim (and probably all passengers with the victim...at least the person in the passenger's seat).
At first glance, one may say that my plan would only cause about 750 - 1250 American deaths...and, for the price of 500 terrorist, that number simply is not enough. To that claim, I say this: Think about the effect that would be had on every single person in the United States. If the plan was thought out enough, and things worked out well, there would be an accident within any 200 square miles of the US...meaning that almost everyone would have a "ground zero" close to where they live. The results of such a massive attack would be absolutely staggering. Think about what's going on right now in the DC/Maryland/Virginia area with the Sniper...but multiply it x10 and cover the entire contiguous United States as an area of panic. Nobody would want to go onto the roads. The main roadways would probably be most heavily hit; thus, most heavily avoided by the public; however, all roads would be feared. Without automobile traffic, the US would be all but shut down. Employees would be unable to go to work, businesses would be unable to deliver their goods, and the entire economy would take a huge hit. About the time that drivers start regaining their confidence, the terrorists could make another hit. Even a hit of 100 vehicles would cause mass hysteria after the initial 500 intentional head-on crashes.
Also, this plan would be next to impossible to stop. Getting into the country obviously isn't a problem...and picking up an old beater car for under $500 isn't too tough either. If terrorists can get training in how to fly...I'm sure they can figure out how to drive...
Basically, this plan is flawless...let's just hope those damned terrorists don't read nubblies...
