Bastard, though your fire crotch may be affecting your judgement, I'd say NONE of your tactics were original OR properly thought out. I'd say Orgazmo's had a touch of creativity. I'd like to layout a thought of my own.
First, I'd somehow have to get ahold of factory workers in Pepsi and Coca-Cola factory plants. Also I'd have to find a way to produce cyanide (ebay?) Anyhow, I'd then sneak in the poison, throw it into a vat of the coca-cola syrup. Send out the sons of bitches, and laugh as half of america dies. HAHAHAHAHAAH... sorry...
But really, think about it. How many americans consume coca cola? And if enough got out... the effect would be disasterous.
Tell me what you think
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