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Hell</font></font>
located in the heart of darkness, Hell offers all the amenities of a modern domicile.
Upsides
-location (I don't have to travel)
-large, poorly lit basement
-full bar, lots of fireplaces, indoor grill
-any/all who want to stay can
-it's my house
-it's possible to get poor souls to cook for us, they'll definitely taste good, and if you ask them nicely they might just do your laundry
-Satan
Downsides
-outdoor fire
-location (most of you will have to travel, but will have to visit sooner or later)
-possible parking problems
-it's my house (I really am a huge asshole... if I don't like you, it's likely you will be here for a long, long time)
-breaking the tradition of having it at tongue's
-I'm sure there's more... a lot more mwuahahahaha
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[ December 07, 2004, 06:28 PM: Message edited by: Lucifer ]