I've been eating a lot of canned corn lately because I’ve become too poor to buy lunch. When I say a lot of corn, I mean a LOT of corn. I just got back from dropping a deuce and let me tell you, the corn to shit ratio was astounding. There was actually more corn than there was shit. It prompted an excellent question:
Is it possible to shit pure corn, with no actual fecal matter at all?
Objective:
Try to eat so much corn, that I shit pure corn with no poop.
Materials:
3 day supply of corn.
Hypothesis:
I bet I pull this mother fucker off.
I’ll keep you all updated as things progress.
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