Well, to make a long story short...I'm at this Sushi restaurant and I've gotta take a leak. But much to my horror I find the bathroom is like, built for one, but there is no door lock. There is 1 urinal and 1 toilet. If this doesn't blow your mind, try the fact that there was no wall around the toilet...The toilet was just there...Like in a prison cell.
So as I get in there, to my shock and horror I see some dude sitting on the toilet, pants around his ankles, taking a dump. Awkward as hell doesn't even begin to do this moment justice. Then the guy casually says "What's up" to me, sorta up nodding his head. What's up? Oh I don't know, just experiencing one of the most traumatizing moments of my life! Needless to say I got the fuck outta there real quick.
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