The Sexbear gathered his disciples into the room with Him and spoke...
This, my brothers and sisters, is my greatest commandment: Thou shalt not tarnish these lands with thy filth. Thine foul ignorance is displeasing to your Sexbear, and will lead to great suffering upon the Judgement Day. Like the Sexleaf upon which I gnaw, those desecrators will be ground between my eternal teeth!
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