I mean, where else do you get to lay down for 30 minutes and feel like a pizza that's been abducted by aliens?
I also find the sense of confinement and unpredicitable rythmic noises very stimulating for my brain...I spent half of the time wondering what Earth would be like if human beings had tails...would people hide them, showing them off only in intimacy (or NORP), or would we treat them just like any other limb?
Would body-builders do specific tail workouts?
What would gymnastics, grappling and skateboarding be like?
There's also that faint hope that all those high energy particles and whatnot will turn me into a green monster (I even took my purple pants to the lab) but, alas, no such luck...no mutation so far.
Now the only joy left is watching those uncanny images of my entrails...
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