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Unread 04-20-2005, 09:51 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Anotate and comment on this sparring session I had with Great Tsering...

Tsering: hey
Disease03Hunter: what up
Tsering: chee rite
Disease03Hunter: yeah what you think
Tsering: damn
Tsering: okay do u knwo our school code!!
Disease03Hunter: I think you can look that up online
Disease03Hunter: I forgot where though
Tsering: in the school website
Tsering: argghhh okay
Tsering: thanks
Disease03Hunter: try google
Disease03Hunter: you're not that one Asian girl that hangs out with the Vietnamese right?
Tsering: fuck no
Disease03Hunter: I swear she kinda look like that girl in the skirt of yours
Tsering: oo that's aint me
Disease03Hunter: Cause some girls from my English class in the elevator were shouting out to me to get in and that girl was in there too
Disease03Hunter: So if you weren't in an elevator with some white girls shouting to me to get in then that's not you
Tsering: ok
Tsering: may be she likes ya
Disease03Hunter: who
Disease03Hunter: the white girls or the Asian?
Tsering: i don
Tsering: who ever
Disease03Hunter: I wouldn't go that far...female classmates, female former co-workers, female who you know for a long time, even Tsering! being nice to you doesn't mean that they like you
Tsering: i dono care
Disease03Hunter: Well you were the one asking and I was just explaining
Tsering: okay
Tsering: wat ever
Disease03Hunter: next time don't ask a stupid question if you don't want to hear an explanation
Tsering: wat ever
Disease03Hunter: I feel like kidnapping you
Tsering: wat
Disease03Hunter: tuck you in a van or something so you'll learn a lesson
Tsering: wat ever
Disease03Hunter: If you don't have anything not stupid to say, don't say anything cause I'm kinda hungry right now
Tsering: hey
Tsering: \so
Disease03Hunter: what
Tsering: mm u do go to the flee market
Tsering: u knwo the hmong
Disease03Hunter: don't judge me by my skin color
Tsering: wat
Disease03Hunter: No I don't think I go to that flee market
Tsering: hahah
Tsering: oo okay
Tsering: gosh
Disease03Hunter: what
Tsering: wat made u think i was juding u
Disease03Hunter: why you obssessed about this Hmong flee market? What's over there?
Disease03Hunter: Was just tooling you
Tsering: wat
Tsering: oo cuz i am gonn abe there
Disease03Hunter: working there?
Tsering: yups
Disease03Hunter: If there was some fine ass naked blonde girls, then maybe I'll be there
Tsering: ewwww
Tsering: fuck u r so gRoss
Tsering: i thought u like palkyi
Disease03Hunter: just playing gosh
Tsering: yups
Disease03Hunter: well you never let me talk about her so...
Tsering: oo u did like her huh
Disease03Hunter: well I claim that I never liked her, I only called her because I had to ask her for Kunsel's e-mail
Tsering: mm so u like kunsel
Disease03Hunter: for my friend Mr.Lee "Hitman" Yang
Tsering: oo okay
Tsering: so wat's up with u and palyi
Disease03Hunter: I got her scared by finding her number
Tsering: oo so u liked her
Tsering:: huh
Disease03Hunter: I claim no
Disease03Hunter: You're different today, you actually asked what's with me and great Palkyi
Tsering: OO so u liked her
Tsering: hahah
Disease03Hunter: No!
Tsering: u did
Tsering: stupid ass
Disease03Hunter: No!
Tsering: hahah
Tsering: wat ever
Disease03Hunter: So is her daddy your daddy's bro or are you a indirect cousin?
Tsering: i dono
Tsering: my mom's side
Disease03Hunter: oh
Tsering: with her mom
Tsering: i dono know
Tsering: i mean i don't talk to them
Disease03Hunter: oh
Tsering: cuz we R so different
Tsering: mmm yah
Disease03Hunter: I fight any girls from any style!
Tsering: wat do u mean ??
Disease03Hunter: That's the Chee way of saying that I would take on any girl of any personality or fighting style
Tsering: mmm
Tsering: well i don't ;have any style
Disease03Hunter: your all mixed
Tsering: NOpe
Disease03Hunter: You're very different from Palkyi, true
Tsering: i know
Disease03Hunter: I've decided to change
TserDust: reallly how
Disease03Hunter: No more flying punch to the stomach to those girls
Tsering: good
Disease03Hunter: I'm just trying to be friends with everyone now
Tsering: that's good
Disease03Hunter: No more chasing girls around the ring
Tsering: cool
Disease03Hunter: I just have to be friends with everyone, if a girl is cool to me and like me, then maybe I can choke her and get the win
Tsering: fuck
Tsering:: u R so sick
Disease03Hunter: That's metaphorically speaking, not to be taken literally
Tsering: god
Tsering: sick
Disease03Hunter: You don't get it
Tsering: wat ever
Disease03Hunter: I was speaking in metaphor
Disease03Hunter: I'll translate
Tsering: wat
Tsering:hey u knwo wat i might be in the flee marke
Disease03Hunter: Translation: I'm just trying to be friends with everyone these days, if I get to know a girl well and she's cool then maybe I can get with her
Disease03Hunter: Is it in St.Paul?
Tsering: yups
Disease03Hunter: Now did you get it?
Tsering: yups
Disease03Hunter: Now that I translated it
Tsering: okay
Tsering: so hey
Disease03Hunter: what
Tsering: do alot of guys come there
Disease03Hunter: I told you I haven't been there before
Tsering: oo
Tsering: u suck then
Disease03Hunter: and besides I would be looking out for girls anyways, not guys
Disease03Hunter: :-D
Tsering: ooo
Tsering: god i hope there r lots of hot guys
Disease03Hunter: I might have been there but I don't go to St.Paul that much
Disease03Hunter: I hope so too, for my friend Tsering
Tsering: i know
Tsering: cuz i am gonna be so pissed
Tsering: i am just
Tsering: kididng
Tsering: i dono care about guys
Disease03Hunter: ok
Disease03Hunter: neither do I about Palkyi
Tsering: okay
Tsering: i care about chicks
Tsering: i hope there r hot chicks there
Disease03Hunter: So does my sister
Tsering: really
Tsering: is she hot
Disease03Hunter: well guys stare at her all the time but I don't judge my sister
Tsering: oo well u suck
Tsering: hahah
Tsering: jk alright
Disease03Hunter: yes yes we know
Tsering: i don like chicks or guys
Disease03Hunter: animals?
Tsering: NO
Disease03Hunter: oh
Tsering: i love myslef
Tsering: yups
Disease03Hunter: get over that crap
Tsering: hahah i can't
Tsering: god
Tsering: i love my slef
Tsering: if there was another me
Tsering: i would be so fucking happy
Disease03Hunter: If you tell yourself that you like guys like other girls then soon you will start believing it
Tsering: oo i can't
Disease03Hunter: trust me, it worked for me with Palkyi...
Tsering: stop talking about palyi
Disease03Hunter: I have now convinced myself that I never liked her (or at least I would like people to believe)
Tsering: haha
Tsering: stupid
Tsering: everyone know that u like her
Disease03Hunter: like who
Disease03Hunter: who are these experts?
Tsering: everyone
Tsering: ME
Disease03Hunter: besides you
Tsering: and my frnds
Disease03Hunter: hahaha
Tsering: don't hahaha mE
Disease03Hunter: you're going too far
Tsering: wat ever
Disease03Hunter: you're friends don't know Chee
Tsering: yah they do
Tsering: hahah u know wat
Disease03Hunter: what
Tsering: i am the one who keeps tab on u
Tsering: stupid
Disease03Hunter: what you mean tab?
Tsering: well
Disease03Hunter: intelligence?
Tsering: all of my frnds know u
Disease03Hunter: wow you must have popularized me as much as I did Palkyi
Tsering: yups
Disease03Hunter: Well we have people that have you on tab too
Tsering: who
Disease03Hunter: tell me these friends of yours first
Tsering: NO
Tsering: u tell me 1st
Disease03Hunter: no I asked first
Tsering: come on
Disease03Hunter: nope
Tsering: okay
Tsering: anyways u suck
Disease03Hunter: If the feared Tsetan couldn't hurt my feelings with that line what makes you think great Tsering could?
Disease03Hunter: okay okay!
Tsering: oo u chat with tsetan
Disease03Hunter: We have nobody tapping your line
Tsering: wat ever
Disease03Hunter: long time ago I did chat with Tsetan, she have very bad memory
Tsering: hey u know wat u should come to tib party
Tsering: u should come to tib party
Disease03Hunter: yeah I will sometimes...
Tsering: u should
Tsering: i wannan see how grls react
Disease03Hunter: Well they will be be scared or try to run
Tsering: wat ever
Tsering: u shouold come to dance party
Disease03Hunter: ok
Tsering: there is going to be lots of party this summer
Disease03Hunter: Chee don't dance though
Tsering: soo
Tsering: watch
Tsering: all the guys do
Disease03Hunter: You've discovered a Chee weakness in dancing
Tsering: of course
Tsering: i know u suck
Disease03Hunter: Duh everyone knows I suck at dancing
Tsering: well
Tsering: all the tib guys all they do
Tsering: is sit there and watch
Tsering: u know
Disease03Hunter: yeah I know
Tsering: yah
Tsering: well that's y u should
Tsering: hahah
Disease03Hunter: I've kinda loss interest in the Tib girls though but for sure I'll be there, get to know people and different cultures etc.
Tsering: fuckng ass it's goign to be funny
Tsering: hahah
Tsering: wat really
Disease03Hunter: what's going to be funny
Tsering: i dono it just is
Disease03Hunter: me being there?
Disease03Hunter: really what
Tsering: yups
Disease03Hunter: Shit I need sponsers, I got to fit in
Disease03Hunter: Zegyal can provide that service
Disease03Hunter: but then I'll have to find him some Hmong chick in return
Disease03Hunter: disconnected...
Tsering: i know
Disease03Hunter: I was at...
Tsering: wat a pron site
Disease03Hunter: no in the conversation...
Disease03Hunter: I already owe Zegyal beer from helping me
Tsering: helping u with wat
Disease03Hunter: when I got Tsetan mad that one time, she was gonna not talk to be forever or something
Tsering: okay
Tsering: wat ever
Disease03Hunter: Yeah I'll be at the Tib parties
Tsering: u should
Disease03Hunter: Who do Tsering want Chee to meet?
Tsering: i dono care
Tsering: who u meet
Tsering: it's up to u
Disease03Hunter: I mean in particular
Disease03Hunter: the likes of great Lhamo?
Tsering: yups
Disease03Hunter: Chee: Coming to a Tib party near you...
Disease03Hunter: Kept getting disconnected...
Disease03Hunter: The Legend of Chee: Coming soon to a Tib party near you this summer...
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