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Originally posted by Repugnant Abomination:
Help me.
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Clearly the only answer is to convince yourself that it was the chick's fault. Maybe she didn't know how to work it, her cooter smelled of ham, or any of a number of things... all you have to remember is that it wasn't your fault.
The next step is to go out there and find yourself a nice slump-buster. Make sure it's someone just this side of gross that you will never have a repeat performance with again. By doing this, you can get shit-nasty without fear of offending her. This will also make it so that you already have an explanation to yourself if the lil fella doesn't wanna wake up for the show. Either way, you're a winner.