If I were president there would be no explicit sex on t.v.
Like little Opie eating pie when he made it with aunt Bea
If I were president thou shall not worship false billy idols
And thou shall add the book of flavor flav to the bible
Thou shall make fun of hindus thou shall not make a speed 2
If I were president that’s what I’d do
If I were president I’d get a bunch of slaves to do everything
Norwegian lesbians that feed me grapes and know how to sing
If I were president thou shall not wear tube socks with flip-flops
Thou shall sit and thou shall spin thou shall even wife swap
Thou shall resist the olsen twins, thou shall not cut footloose
If I were president that’s what I’d do
[ July 07, 2004, 08:22 PM: Message edited by: Jesus Chrystler ]
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