[Mr. Blonde]

I was out of town all day, which is why i didn't reply. Yes bloodyfart, you are correct, I wear rings, necklaces, leather bracelets and occassionally pop my collar. I also have around 6 pairs of shoes, a bunch of cologne, a shitload of preppy clothes, and look at myself in the mirror everytime I get the chance. I spend a few minutes doing my hair every morning (when it was really long I would blowdry it), I pluck the hair between my eyebrows every month or so so I don't look like a fucking terrorist, I brush my teeth twice a day, I take multivitamins, eat healthy, and work out to stay healthy as well. From my freshman year in college till about last year I had pretty bad acne, and was always very self conscious about it, which is probably where my self-love that I so actively proclaim on this site stemmed from, especially when it started to fade. My father has been a farmer my entire life, and my mom, a teacher. I was in 4-H for 10 years, raising cattle. I was raised in a small town, and went to school with Amish among my classmates until I was in the 8th grade. We were never a wealthy family, middle class, (people think that we are rich now, althought the money from the land that's been sold around our property is all my Grandpa's). My father has recently started another business close to the area we live, which should secure their retirement nicely for them. Anyways, around the time of 8th grade, I started spending a few summers at a military academy to help me become more disciplined (which my parents thought at the time, i needed).

I did drama and was in our showchoir (I was in choir from elementary school to the end of my 11th grade year) during the first two years of highschool, then got my first job at Meijer when I was 15, pushing carts. I worked at Spencer Gifts (while it's fun to go in for jokes, it's by far the most white trash experience i'll probably ever have.) for about a year and a half after that, and times I had off of work I was usually working for my dad. I was never one of the "popular" kids in highschool, I was actually picked on quite a bit my entire life, until I started to "mature" about 11th grade year. I was just one of the "guys" at about that time, being friends/acquaintences with pretty much every group, but never really sticking in a specific clique. I graduated from my highschool as an average student, and after that summer that I worked as a lumber loader at Lowes, I went to the university I currently attend to pursue 2 majors and a minor. I work 2 jobs during the school year to help pay for school, and have worked hard labor jobs every summer since I began college. I have never had an "easy" job that I make money at. I get paid fairly well when I work for my father, as most children do when they work for their parents, but I earn it from working from 7/8 am to 6-7 pm doing hard farm or construction work. I am the only child in my entire family (out of 4) who has had a job since they were 16, and who owns their own car. My first car was a 1986 Chevy S10 farm truck, which broke down eventually, then i moved on up to the eastside with a 1987 Chrysler LeBaron. That broke down too. I eventually got my parents to lend me money to get a 1996 Plymouth Breeze, paid them back, and traded it in for my current car, a 1993 Mazda Mx-3, which I will probably have until I graduate and earn some money. While the other 3 of my siblings have put money into theirs (made mostly from 4-H, which we were/are all in), my parents have paid for most of theirs. I consider myself very loyal to my friends and family, and I like to have fun whenever it's possible.

I enjoy being un-boring. I don't wear this shit because abercrombie/hollister/buckle tells me to, I wear the clothes because they fit well, and I like the brands. I also own clothes from pretty much every other place that sells clothes, including Wal-Mart. I buy clothes (with my own money, my parents haven't given me money for clothes in years, which is no extra-hard feat, i'm just saying) about once every 6 months, if i'm lucky enough to have a sufficient amount of money to do so.

Bravo, bloodyfart, you have successfully managed to categorize me as a douchebag in a few pictures, which is literally all you have so far. That's the reason I provided you with some extra material to work with, if you wish. If it makes you feel better to call me a douchebag, be my guest, you've already proved the fact about yourself, through more than pictures. I'd much rather look like a douchebag by the way I dress than by my demeanor.

In spite of this insurmountable amount of douchebag proof you have against me (10), I would put a ridiculously large sum of money into a bet that if we were each to pick 100 people we knew, and have them take a poll on how likeable we are, I would win by a fucking landslide. If you're making judgements about my entire personality based solely on accessories, then I can certainly take it up a few steps to critique your posting manner. The only people who I am truly critical of/dislike on this site are you and Magiclit, for reasons I have already expressed countless times. I can definitely see Magiclit as eventually turning into a decent poster on this site, if she would stop trying so damn hard to prove she's a whore, and let go of her little grudge against me, as I hardly attack her anymore, at least not near as much as I used to. Nowadays I pretty much call her out as much as I would any other member.

You, however, seem like an extremely dislikeable person. I strongly believe that any reasonable human being would agree with me if they met you in person (at least if you act like you do in real life as you do on nubblies, which I don't doubt in the least). As long as we're throwing out blind, irrational judgements, I would venture to guess that you probably only have friends because they're either just like you (a person with low self esteem who makes fun of other people to feel better and hides behind his wealth and "martial arts" as a social shield), or simply because you have money.

Do I act like a dick to members on the site other than you two at times? Of course I do, there are only a select few members on this site who aren't occassionally a dick/bitch to other members. It's part of being a Nubblite. DJ FC and I are great friends in real life, but we bitch and bicker to each other all the time on Nubblies, because it's a better way to have debates and heated discussions without actually getting pissed at each other in real life(imo).


In conclusion, you're a fucking tool, and I pretty much hate you.

~Love,
Blonde.




EDIT: Minor grammatical and spelling errors fixed. Little added


EDIT EDIT: (seeing how this works yet, bloodyfart? You made the following three posts within 20 minutes of each other, although none of them were replying to other people, they were all just adding shit that you kept coming up with to diss me on.) I did not see these three posts before, so I thought it only fair that I address them as well.

Originally posted by bloodyfart:
and lol at the guy that does everything that the douchebag does trying to make a parody of himself. you pop your collar, wear wristbands, i even think i saw a hemp necklace in one of the pics but am not sure, then you make fun of guys that are just like you. thats fucking retarded.

btw, have you ever been wrong in your life, mr. blonde? i suspect in your own mind, the answer is no.

Yes, lol at me. I've never worn a hemp necklace in my life, and I posted the link because I thought it was funny, and I can make fun of myself because of the popped collar thing. And yes, i've been wrong before. I really don't have much else to add to this post right here, but coming up...

Originally posted by bloodyfart:
its funny how hard the ownage is here, yet no one will admit it because mr. blonde some how has some sort of following on here.

I don't have a "following" on Nubblies, people call me out on being a dumbass/when I make bad posts all the time, as I would expect them to. I expect no special treatment from anybody on here. Nobody is really "taking my side" in this argument, bloodyfart, the only reason any of them aren't saying anything is because:

A. They like seeing us bitch at each other

B. They don't like you, or they don't like me, and really don't feel like jumping in.

C. They just plain don't give a shit about what someone wears.

But yes, as you can seee, everybody agrees that the "ownage" is HILARIOUS. Lolzzz u got m3 good!11eleveone. ROTFLMAO!!!11234567890@!$!#$@%

Originally posted by bloodyfart:
first, he found a picture and had no comment. second, i have pointed out that he posted a site making fun of a guy that is exactly like he is and had the pictures to prove it.

The picture I found of you was not meant to pick you apart, it was supposed to just show that I was distinctly flipping you off. I wish I had a picture flipping off someone to the side, but I didn't. Besides having the shirt unbuttoned, I could really care less about your clothes. You dress like a normal, regular preppy guy. No different from the plain drunk loser frat boys I see hitting on drunk sluts while they play pool at the bar.

Let's break this down and see how much of this douchebagedness actually applies to me, shall we?

Name: Samuel. Taken from King Samuel in the Bible, and it was also my Great Grandpa's middle name, I think.

Home state:: Indiana. I guess all already knows what this means. I better go out and check to see if the moonshine i'm brewing out back is going well.

Pink shirt: I have never owned, nor wore a pink shirt in my life.

Popped collar: I do this from time to time with polos because I like the way it looks with whatever outfit I happen to be wearing. I don't do it because it's the "cool" thing to do, but if this classifies me as a douchebag, so be it. I'm still going to do it.

Black undershirt: When I wear undershirts, they are always white.

Wristband: I never wear wristbands. I have two leather bracelets that I wear regularly. But, that doesnt matter, because leather wrist bracelet's were not covered in the douchebag description, probably because they are MEANT to be worn as a male accessory, while wristbands are meant to gather sweat during an athletic activity.

Cell phone clip: I keep my cell phone in my pocket. I have the leather case on it because I drop it a lot, and don't want to get it busted.

Hemp bracelet: I have never owned/wore a hemp bracelet. Leather only.

Peace sign: Nope.

"Intellectual glasses": I have had glasses since I was about in the 3rd grade, I have pretty bad astigmatism. I've had contacts since the 7th grade, though, and I only wear my glasses before I go to bed or if my eyes hurt that day.

Detroit Tigers hat:I own no baseball hats, and I never wear them except warm snow ones in the winter when I go snowboarding.

Earrings in both ears: I have never had any piercings, or tattoos for that matter.

Not a beer: The last time I carried a mixed drink to a party was when I was still underage, and wanted to bring alcohol with me, and obviously I couldn't take a lot of beers, so I mixed shots and brought it with. Haven't done this in a while, i'm a beer drinker.

Stupid facial expression: I think I have a stupid facial expression in every picture that's taken of me, but it's hardly ever a "i'm too cool" , rather, "i'm trying to smile but it's hard to do genuinely just for a picture", so it comes out half-smirked and goofy.




You're right. I'm exactly how that guy is. (9) --for having some apparently "douchebag-specific" traits.

[ April 29, 2005, 04:21 AM: Message edited by: Mr. Blonde ]