I've added a "chat" feature to the message board in the last few days. Of course, no one ever uses it...but that's alright. Anyhoo...with that mentioned, I think I can propose an idea that I had when the board was in its infancy.
With the chat room, we can have shit talking in real time. Shit talking when each party has 48 hrs to come up with a message is one thing, but shit talking when each reply comes at the snap of a finger is something completely different. Some may argue that the winner of each OST is simply the person that cares the most. This would not be so in the RTST's (real-time shit talking). This is how it would go down...
All spectators would enter the chat room, along with a moderator. The two shit talkers would enter with random names (Shit Talker #1 & Shit Talker #2, for instance). Everyone would know who the two people talking shit were...just not which was which. For example, if UB challenge Titan to a shit talk, we would all know that we would be judging UB Vs. Titan...we just wouldn't know if UB was Shit Talker #1 or #2...and vice versa. This would eliminate any prejudice that may occur due to friendships or enemy-ships.
The details really don't need to be 100% specific right now...as I'm mostly just proposing the idea, but I'd like to see a reasonably systematic layout developed. Perhaps a system in which Shit Talker #1 (#1 from here on out) types out one line, then #2 replies with one line. All spectators would remain 100% silent while they continued to shit talk in a very take-turnish fashion. Example...
1 - I fucked your mom
2 - If by "your mom" you mean "my dad's asshole," then I guess you're probably telling the truth
1 - If I had meant "my dad's asshole," I probably would have gone ahead and said "my dad's asshole," but...since I didn't...I didn't. In closing, I fucked your mom
2 - So, what you're saying is that you fucked your own father in the ass. That's sick, dude.
1 - Listen, fucko, right now my penis is in your mom...that's the end of the story.
2 - Alright, let's cut the shit. My mom is dead, you know that.
1 - That's because I fucked her to death.
This could continue for like 5 minutes or any predetermined amount of time. After the time is up, the moderator would close down the shit talking and all would remain silent. The moderator would say "if you think #1 won the RTST, type "#1" right now. All #1's would be counted. Process would be completed for #2. Winner would be announced and the thread used to challenge would be updated to reflect the winner...so they get proper respect from the rest of the board...in terms of shit talking.
It's really just an idea. Of course, since no one even uses the chat room to begin with, it may not take off...but, if it was to happen reasonably successfully, we'd have to schedule them and get at least like 5 spectators to judge the shit. We could the moderator break ties if need be. I don't know, it's got potential...
Thoughts?
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