[Deep Kick]

I won’t bore the fuck out of anyone by knit-picking petty spelling errors, or maliciously changing quotes. I won’t fuck around by trying to prove that I have the superior intellect. I won’t act like I’m at a fucking mediation/arbitration meeting. This is the fucking shit-talk forum, so let’s fucking keep it that way.

What I will do is point out why BDH is a fucking dipshit man-whore.

Now, the majority of nubblies members have been to BDH’s fucking pussifiedwebsite. Here is a sampling of the fucking bullshit that it contains,

You prance all over my pride as if I don't exist. Your words are like thorns in the center of my chest yet I don't catch the hint, I am no longer a hopeless follower but moreso a depressed man searching for eternal happiness. I try to connect yet the responses I get are dead, a dying chance at what might be, a foresight of my big plan. The future isn't what is important though because without a present there can be no future. Will you see the light or will the candle be eternally estinguished from existance for you to bury and never think about again. I ask myself everynight on what my thoughts and feelings should lead me to however they only lead me down the tunnel of loneliness and greed. I don't take no for an answer but maybe I should start realizing that is the only answer I will ever get. I take your punishment in stride thinking that you are at fault, when in reality I'm the one who needs to grow up and face what is true, the truth of rejection and the fear of it as well. Through it all my only regret is not being a better guy to you than I could of and for that I apologize but nobody is perfect, my imperfections obviously speak louder than my good qualities and I cannot fix that, only hope that you can see the good sides and remember those for what I truly stand.

Did somebody say “fucking pussy”? Please, spare us the bullshit. Now, either I’m stupid, or the above paragraph doesn’t make a fucking lick of sense. Even if I was the stupid bitch that he was attempting to address, I probably wouldn’t have been able to understand a damn thing in that pile of FUCKING DOG SHIT. Haha, infact, I bet the girl that BDH was writing too laughed when she read that. Not to mention, I have never in my ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE read a paragraph that contained as many incoherent metaphors as the above example. But that’s not so much the issue; the issue is that this paragraph makes it impossible for any normal person to take BDH’s shit talking seriously. Bullshit like that paragraph void any and all right for him to talk shit… about anyone. Please, BDH, feel free to pull your cock out of your ass anytime.

Then of course, who can forget this great quote…

Fuck vaginas I'm seroius there so fucking gay I mean fuck I'm trying to get with one and fuck she makes out with another guy shit bitch fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart tird and twat this is fucking gay.

You actually thought that any girl would be fucking stupid enough to go for you when you write bullshit emotional rhetoric? Awww, you did? That’s so cute! I mean, you talk shit to all the girls on this site, use girls to get a piece, and then claim how much you fucking hate sluts? Then you have the audacity to wonder why girls treat you like shit and cheat on you? What goes around, comes around fuckhead.

Next, look at BDH’s insults. They are nothing but crude sexual jokes. WOW, welcome to middle school, fuckhead. Anyone can think of witty and sexually offensive insults about other people’s moms/girlfriends/etc. The reason so many people don’t is because it is such a fucking pussy way to make fun of someone. I’m 100% sure that BDH’s comeback post will be chock full of fucking petty sexual insults. His insults are so fucking trite, that they could have been spewed from the fucking mouth of a 7th grader. Now, I’m sure that some fuckface out there is thinking to himself, “But Deep Kick, all you say is fuck fuck fuck, blah blah blah!!”. Correct. I am a one-note man in that sense. HOWEVER, if you remove “fuck” from my posts, they still make sense. Something which can not be said about BDH’s posts. Hell, they don’t make sense in the first fucking place.

SO! BDH: I Remember a long time ago when you said you were going to leave the website? (link) Why don’t you do us all a big fucking favor and do so. FOR GOOD. I think it’s fair to say the forum would be no worse off with one less ignorant shit-eating ugly- skank fucking piece of shit like you.




Edited to include links to my cited examples.
Don’t let this turn into a fucking “black jury hangs white man trial”.

[ October 01, 2003, 06:33 PM: Message edited by: Deep Kick ]