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Unread 10-16-2003, 06:55 PM   #87 (permalink)
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Hahaha, alright, the Charade is up. So, where should I begin?

I’m not really sure how I made it personal. Everything in my first post was found on Nubblies. I just wanted to OST someone for the hell of it. Never was it my intention to make it personal. Sure, I mentioned your fucking pussy website in one sentence, but other than that, there was nothing personal. Then you turn right around and try to make it 10x more personal? Wow, that’s fucking pathetic, you piece of shit. I hardly made it personal at all, and I did so as an accident. But, if you intend to go all out on the personal attacks, expect the same, faggot. If you want a mudslinging contest, then bring it on motherfucker. You might as well tear your eyes out right now and shove them up your loose cunt so that you can watch me kick your fucking ass

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Why don't we visit these two links Link #1(go to articles and the 3/20/2003 entitled "I like Microsoft") and Link #2. Strange how fucking close those are isn't it Professor Number. You actually have the nerve to make fun of my site? Take a fucking look at yours. Your website is so incredibly close to Maddox's that you might as well be sniffing his ass and licking his choad. Your website is quite possibly the most awful piece of shit on the web. You sit there and make fun of Nubblies yet come here to post. Quit acting like some huge hardass on your page when your just a fucking computer nerd actually.
Big fucking surprise. Everyone knew right from the start who I was, and I knew that too. But my website looks like Maddox’s? Ohh hell, he probably invented the entire concept for a “rant” site, didn’t he? Afterall, there can only be ONE rant site on the internet. Speaking of which, Nubblies is a blatant copy of every other forum on the internet! Why don’t you bitch about that, you fucking cocksucker? I stopped posting on my website a long fucking time ago. Besides, at least my website wasn’t written like a fucking piece of shit poem. NO one fucking liked your website, at least a few people enjoyed mine.

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Look at yourself, your a fucking gump, the closest thing to pussy you'll ever come to is the day you were born. If I were some fat ugly bitch dieing of aids on my last day I probably wouldn't want to touch your nerdy ass body. Athletically your never going anywhere. Malibu has as much athletic ability in her pinky as you do you in your whole fucking body. Your about as coordinated as Jessica Simpson hitting golfballs on Newlyweds.
You want to get personal? Alright, lets think about this, you are 2 years older than me, but for some reason I can still bench about 85 pounds more than you, you fucking pussy ass bitch. Athletic? Ha, you have no fucking room to talk you fucking faggot. The only fucking sport you play is tennis, which if I may say so, was invented by fuckers who weren’t good at anything else. Tennis is the biggest pussy sport of all time, and you have the audacity to tell me I’m unathletic? SUCK A DICK. The only athletic thing I do is lift weights, and I’m a HELL of a lot better at that than you could ever fucking wish to be. You’re the weakest cock sucking piece of shit I’ve ever seen. It’s funny how you post pictures of you’re scrawny, gumpy-ass body on your website. Then you say I’m not coordinated? Oooooh, shit!! Please, anything but that! You fucking cocksucker, I don’t give a fuck if I’m uncoordinated, and I really don’t think anyone else does either.

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You fucking jew, you want to make this personal then I'll fucking get personal. You hide behind the name Deep Kick trying to make some new persona on nubblies that someone hasn't done but newsflash asshole your personality has been done time and time again. The fact that you think your unknown when 70% of the people on the board already know who you fucking are makes me chuckle. Your fucking worthless, your website is fucking worthless, and your new name you made (what is this number 4?) is fucking worthless. Why don't you just reply as Professor Number in the next post because it's the same damn person. While your at it why don't you get yourself a new life because the one you have isn't going anywhere. There's nothing you can do about the whole girl issue because the chance of you scoring with anybody is equivalent to the chance of Ugly Bastard going a day without masturbation (no hard feelings), ITS JUST NOT GOING TO FUCKING HAPPEN
Oooh, look out everyone, BDH is breaking out the “get a life” comeback. You say my life is going nowhere? You go to GRACE COLLEGE you fucking piece of shit. You say I’m a failure, but you’re going to the biggest piece-of-shit college in the U.S. Why are you going to GRACE? Ohhh, that’s right, you are way to stupid to even get into IU. You couldn’t even fucking get into IU! WOW, I bet it’s great being BDH, after all, life is easy when you’re an ignorant fuck who takes pussy from trailer trash. You think you are going to be a dentist? The closest thing you’ll ever get to a medical profession is ASS-RAPING. That’s actually quite funny now that I think about it.

You think you are a fucking better human being than me? You are the epitome of a stupid fucker. You fucking waste 3 years with a girl who dumps you because “he was annoying!”. Then you moan and bitch like a cheap whore when some other girl burns you. Ha, you think for one second it’s hard to get head from a stupid ass whore? You’re fucking pathetic. I’m sorry I don’t go around getting head from the local trailer trash like you do. Then, to make things worse, you go around bragging how you’ve never had sex, and how you hate whores. You fucking-lying-sack-of- shit. You love trailor trash whores like C.P. and you love raping little boys.

You remember when I said I wasn’t going to fuck around and waste time with grammar? Well, your blatant fucking stupidity is just too obvious to not point out. In the Amazonian rain forests there are tribes of Indians untouched by civilization, who are smarter than you. Not only are they smarter, they also don’t eat their own fucking shit like you do. Nor do they waste people’s fucking time by posting 20 fucking lines of blank spaces. Hang on a second fucker, I’ll be right back.
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Wasting our fucking time: v. when a bitch like BDH posts useless shit in a fucking futile attempt to be funny.

How’s that for a fucking definition, bitch? And you know what? You should fucking thank me for writing your 2nd shit-talk. Afterall, you re-quoted more of my post, than you actually wrote on your own. Sadly, you couldn’t even touch what I wrote. The only thing your 5 page “shit talk” could be useful for, is wiping my ass with. You’re such a fucking jizz-eating faggot.

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Originally posted by Big Dick-sucking Hoe
I can take grammar attacks from victim, orgazmo, or ugly bastard. I can take it from them because there intelligent but when your bashing things that you can't even fucking do yourself where's your credibility go? Back to the trailor park with your STD filled cock-sucking mother.
The very idea that you think your grammar is on par with mine is fucking ridiculous to say the least. You vainly try to use big words, and write “profound” statements, but try as you might, you can’t fucking write anything without sounding like an inept pseudo-intellectual. Your attempts at insults are about as good as the Jew’s attempts to fight Hitler. Take for instance this pathetic effort:

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Originally posted by Big Dick-sucking Hoe
Wow quite possibly the stupidest comment you have made the whole entire night (I know it's hard to believe with the mass's upon mass's of them). Where did you find that post? "Ahhh, yes" under the rants section. How many "coherent" sentences do you find in the rants section? I'd say somewhere around zero dipshit. Your a fucking idiot, that post was a giant rant, an attempt to get some shit off my chest and rant away, I know quite a few people who do it, but your only posts contain "fuck this I'm a pimp you all suck dick".
What’s that? My only posts contain what? One moment before I respond, I need to I find a fucking DIPSHIT translator (so that I might understand your train wreck of a post). There are way more “coherent” posts in the rants forum than there are poorly written piles of dog-shit (which are pretty much accounted for by YOU alone). Don’t try to justify your shitty-ass post about “tacos” by saying that everyone posts shitty rants like it. I mean what in the bloody hell? That post alone proves just how much of a cunt-faced piece of shit you are. Just admit that you were pissed some transvestite wouldn’t let you suck her dick, and then I MIGHT start believing you. Fucker.

I mean, whenever I see a post by BDH, the only logical explanation for his stupidity is that his parent’s were siblings. Either that, or his mom intentionally dropped him on his fucking face when he was a little kid, because he was such a piece of shit. I mean, no matter how much he talks, he still can’t manage to write one fucking paragraph that makes sense.

I almost feel bad for you, because judging by how much of a fucking idiot you are here on Nubblies, I really doubt you’ll ever make it anywhere in life. As far as I can tell, your only option is to become a spokesperson for a birth control company, to show just what happens when WHORES, like your mom, and BITCHES, like your dad have kids.

How about you get a hobby beyond making a fucking ass out of yourself every time you open your mobile sperm bank of a mouth?

Smoke a cigarette and lie some more -- These conversations kill.
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