<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Vitruvio, Congratulations you officially just won the most homosexual and completely moronic name on the board.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
OH SHIT! HOLY FUCKING SHIT! A KID NAMED BIG DONGED HOE DOESN'T LIKE MY NAME! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO!? I'll tell you what I'm going to do...absolutely nothing. Taking into consideration the fact that I would have more remorse for a shitball flushed down the toilet than for you if you were hit by a semi...it becomes quite obvious that I don't give a fuck what you think of anything about me, let alone something as petty as my nickname on a message board.
<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>this is my 57th (yes 57th) post that I have made compared to your 1st<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Damn, nothing gets by you! You're so damn keen, you even spotted the 1 underneath my name. How the fuck am I expected to compete with that?
Alright, now I'll be serious. Let me go ahead and let you in on a secret: The fact that this is only my second post doesn't mean shit. I read a lot of the shit on the boards and you're the one person that stuck out as quite a bitch. Simple enough.
<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>throwing around is your mother when I was boning the shit out of her<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
This is what has happened with our small, yet growing flame war. I bash you, saying that I fucked every female within 3 generations of you. You respond with a glorified "I fucked your mom" comment. Very o-fucking-riginal. Your wit, BDH, it's amazing.
<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>'It is something that your name is "Big Donged Hoe" because you like it when big dongs cultivate your ass.' why don't you read your sentence there for a second because the amount of sense it makes is about zero.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Sure, when you take something completely out of context, it starts to sound like shit...but if you would read my post as a whole, you would realize that you are simply a moron.
In the first paragraph, I say you aren't much of anything. It is at this point that I use the phrase "It is something that..." to reitterate the fact that you are nothing. I understand that your mind can't put that together. We all have needs, BDH, it's just unfortunate that your needs have to be so special. Would you like me to talk in baby words? Do you need me to cut your grapes in half so you don't choke? I'll do it BDH, I would want you to FUCKING DIE RIGHT NOW YOU LITTLE BITCH. Ahh, kinda let my fingers go out of control there...my bad...
<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>ineffable (10 dollars says you don't know wht the fuck that means)<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Good job, BDH! You stayed awake for your vocab lesson this week! Don't be so dumb to say that I don't know what a word means.
A.) Of course I know what inneffable means...
B.) Even if I didn't, it would not matter...as it's a single word that most people will never use in a lifetime...
and
C.) Worse case scenario for me is that I take 30 seconds of my time to look it up and pretend like I knew it all along...neither you nor anyone else would know the difference...
Now I'll bet you'll reply by claiming I never did know the meaning of the word...and that I looked it up. I mean...doing that would follow suit with your completely original insults of yesterpost.
ATTENTION NUBBLIES MEMBERS:
It appears as if BDH just opened a webpage dedicated to his future girlfriend!
Go ahead and take a quick peak.
You can find it
here. (Have your sound up a little bit...wouldn't want you to miss the show)
At this point I expect you to go ahead and fuck yourself.
[This message has been edited by Vitruvio (edited October 20, 2002).]