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Unread 10-20-2002, 02:57 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Obviously a simpleton fuck as yourself, Anky, would not be aware of certain things in this world. Let me go ahead and enlighten you to a study known as "Subliminology."

Originally developed in the 1950's by Dr. Johannes Buck, it, unfortunately for you, directly applies to your last message. According to Dr. Buck's research, the "hidden meaning" of a person's words can be found by changing punctuation and adding or subtracting small articles from their statement(s). Let me go ahead and apply subliminology to your witty remark.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Vitruvio- Holy christ man, at first I just thought your NAME was gay. Now, after all your talking about the perfection of man... we all KNOW you take it up the ass.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Vitruvio, "Holy Christ Man," at first I just thought. Your name WAS gay...now after, talking about the perfection. Man, we ALL know you. Take it up the ass [please]?

A simple interpretation reveals that I am, in your mind, "Holy Christ Man." Thanks Anky, it really does mean a lot. Along with this, you don't think my name is gay anymore...and you want me to take it up the ass. This last observation is bolstered by your final words...the inquiry to Da Vinci's sexuality. I challenge you to come up with a reason to wonder about his sexuality other than to make your homo-erotic fantasies more lively. Maybe he'll paint the Mona Lisa on your junk if you ask him nicely.

Let me give you a little bit of help, Anky. For next time...

A good bashing technique involves using logic and reason to completely dismantle your opposition's claims.

A terrible bashing technique involves admitting homosexuality.

Good day.

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