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Unread 10-20-2002, 11:56 PM   #17 (permalink)
Vitruvio
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Let's go ahead and look at what has happened. Three loose assholes have joined forces to try to assemble some type of shit talking. Unfortunately, no matter how many loose assholes are put together...they're still simply loose asshole. I have never heard a loose asshole make a single point...I don't suspect that is going to change anytime soon. Let the games begin.

Anky-

Sometimes people forget that you are a mexican. They read the shit that you say, and start to think that it's more than shit. Well...it's not. There's no need for me to try to explain subliminology any further...as it's clearly way over your head.

Let me go ahead and point out how your brown power clouds your brain. You say "Da Vinci is fucking dead."

Good call, dumb shit. If you recall, I was referring to you having a fantasy about Da Vinci...this was the original reason why you asked about his sexuality.

You say "I don't know why the hell you're so obsessed with that...cock-guzzler."

To that, I ask, yet again, why you asked about Da Vinci's sexuality. You are curious to the point of wanting to know if his cock went into asshole...yet I am obsessed with him. Interesting...

You say, "And if I WAS gay...why the hell would I want to have a picture of a woman...on my sausage?"

Wow, you silly mexican. Can you not look past the result to see what would have to happen in order for such to occur? For the Mona Lisa to be on your junk, Da Vinci would have to touch your junk, thus satisfying your fantasies.

You say "I heard homo's don't like to have women anywhere near that."

Wow...you pull out some type of underground homo knowledge and then call me a homo? Congratulations, that's the worst insulting tactic that I have yet to come across.

In closing...

Again, this entire passage devoted to you was completely unnecessary. Because of your ethnicity, you really have no room to talk about any flaws in human beings.

Ignoring this fact, I'll go ahead and point out that you keep going back to the homosexual motif. I can't help but notice that all over the board, not just in this thread, you keep getting tied down to the homosexual theme. It must be more than a coincidence.

And finally...riddle me this: When you were fucking her brown starfish, did you close your eyes and imagine she was a guy? Why else would you fuck a chick in the ass...

BDH-

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>The fact that Vitruvio went into great detail about the context of his name further proves his true homosexuality.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Damn BDH, you bring up the best points. You fuck men in the ass, but I try to explain my name, so I'm gay! Congratulations on your discovery!

...or at least that's what I'd say to you if I was a complete dumbass. Since I'm not, I'll simply point out that, if I didn't know better, I'd say you were just as much a mexican as Anky up there...

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>No one reply to him anymore cause we don't need these folk on the board.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Now I feel like the kid who plays ball tag but is faster than everyone. Nobody even tags him because they know he'll just chase them down and kick their ass.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>and keep releasing the hostages to it<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Complete originality out of this one. I mean, who would come up with something that ingenius? Oh, maybe whoever put the poll up last march...and maybe not BDH.

In closing...

You are a brainless cunt. You bring up things that are true...and then try to draw a "if this, then that" relationship between them. Something you would say: "If your name has a 'U' in it, you have a pet dog, and you like the color blue, YOU'RE GAY! HAHAHA!!!" It's not a good way to make someone look bad...

Richter-

Right out of the gates, it's clear that you know your shit. First line:

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Vitruvio, or however you stupid ass fuckin name is spelled<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You call my name stupid...and in the same breath say "you" instead of "your." Granted, it's a small mistake...but you would think that if you're going to use "Stupid" as an insult, you'd make sure not to prove your own stupidity in the process. Another thing that makes this more prevelent is the fact that you edited your post...so you actually did go back through fixing mistakes...

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>I got so bored while doing so<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

In other words...you don't understand my vocabulary. It's alright, I suggest only people with an 8th grade reading level try it anyway, so you weren't expected to comprehend it.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>stop sounding so fuckin gay...you try too hard...to sound intelligent<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I must be out of "the loop" or something. Last time I checked, being intelligent and being gay were two very different things. I guess I should be up to day on my shit before I come onto this board anymore...damn.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>$JohnnyRichter$<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

OH GOD DAMN! HE'S GOT DOLLAR SIGNS BY HIS NAME! HE'S A PLAYA, FO SHO! Now I've gotten myself into some serious shit, yo! Dis bitch gonna cap my ass! Fo' sheezy!

Is that what the dollar signs were for? To strike fear in the hearts of men? Or to make you look like a dumbass white kid trying to be black? Are you iced out? Do you have bling? Or just no brain? Probably the latter.

In closing...

I seriously think you rival Stu Pidassle for biggest dumbass on the board. I honestly have to read the things that you type out 2 or 3 times before I fully see what you were trying to say. Maybe your next stop should be to the advice forum...where you can try to get some help with your phonics.
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