One of my friends got poopy-fingered a couple of summers ago... She was so pissed off she just jumped in the car and tried to follow them (she saw them running away). In the process, some breadsticks her and another friend had just ordered fell on the floor, and she picked them up with her shit-smeared hands. When the chase was over, with no success, she went back to her friend's house and set the breadsticks on the counter above the trash can to throw away. The next morning they were gone, and the only other person in the house was her brother. Fabulous.
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