You see, the thing about Crowley is that he's not even a REAL hillbilly. Nobody from Warsaw is. My roommate is from North Carolina and he's a REAL hillbilly from the heart of moonshine/tobacco country. What we have here is a true, bonafide, generic hick (which is different from hillbilly by the way). Crowley, I would love to be in Warsaw just so I could hit you so hard you'll be picking embedded Skoal out of your gums for weeks
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