Baby_boy...
Where the fuck do I start? How about the most basic of things, the name. Here we have Vitruvio bashing Baby<underscore>boy. Yes folks, that's right, Baby_boy. Not a man. Not even just a boy. A baby boy. Do you like to plant flowers? Are you a big fan of hugs? Are you the shoulder that's always there to cry on? Your name implies all of these and so much more. How in the fuck do you plan on matching shit with the fucking wordsmith? You're in the ring with a brilliant motherfucker right now. A giant stands among men, and Baby_boy emerges from the crowd to take the challenge? What the fuck. You're a bug, a fucking ant. Prepare to be squashed.
Let's address you thinking you're much more than you actually are. You seem to find it necessary to constantly insist that you're not a newbie...although your date registered tag would beg to differ. Less than a two weeks into your tenure at this establishment and you have already found yourself forming threads with the intent of combatting "newbies"...as if you aren't one yourself. Open up your ears and clean out your eyes, bitch. By stereotyping the new, you generalize yourself as a whiny dumbass of a bastard with no beneficial purpose to Nubblies as a whole. Maybe you should start to heed your own advice...
Let's recap. You're a hypocritical dumbass with a sensitive side. You are only a hurdle in my path to verbal destruction, the first step in the journey. Go ahead and bring shit, but remember, I will tear apart absolutely anything that you try to use as an offense. I'm a shit-talker, Baby_boy, this is what I do best.
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