Alright listen to this shit. If you think your roommates are bad, just read this story.
This morning around 10:00 my roommate awakes me from my slumber to mooch off of me some more. He asks me if he can use my truck to go to the bank. I made the mistake of saying yeah that's fine. So I gave him the keys. Forty minutes later the stupid fuck shows back up. Keep in mind that his bank is in the village, and our house is like four minutes away from there. So he comes back like I said, forty minutes later when in all reality it should have only taken ten. That's not the kicker though. I hear him come in (he thinks I've been asleep the whole time) grab something and walk back out. I look out my bedroom window, and I don't see my truck in the driveway. So I'm thinking he wrecked it or some shit. Then, I run to the front living room to look out my window and there's my truck parked out on the street, with my faggot ass roommate walking back out to it carrying his guitar. He parked it out in the street so he wouldn't wake me up from sleep and could take my truck for even longer. Realize that he didn't park it in the street because he cared that I was sleeping, he did it cuz he didn't want me to wake up and see what he was doing. So anyways, I see him walking so I run to my bedroom throw on my running shoes and run after him. He first tries to act like he doesn't see me, so I start screaming at him. His bitch ass pulled back around into the driveway and gave me the keys. I was like where are you going? I can't remember what he said, but he was like "sorry I didn't know you needed your truck." I didn't need my truck you worthless fuck, but the fact is that it's my fucking truck and when you tell me your going to use it to go to the bank don't fucking take 40 minutes and don't try to steal you mother fucker. He then has the nerve to try to get in my truck when it's locked and set the alarm off. He tells me that he's trying to get his CD, which I know is pure bullshit because I saw him taking his guitar. Fuck Dylan Patterson. Dylan if you ever read this I hope you fucking burn in hell when you die. Fuck you.
[ April 06, 2005, 11:31 AM: Message edited by: Dirty Harry ]
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