why is it that all of the anal pieces of shit are in the math department? take today for example: i had made it through the entire day without the id that i had inadvertently left at home... i mean by this time in our senior year teachers are usually a bit more understanding about that kinda accidental stuff. anyway, as i was walking into my fourth period calculus class (after i had passed both mrs harmon and charles might i add) doug vendreBITCH thought it would be a good idea to yell out, "hey, stop that boy" and when wappes didn't immediately move, he rushes over and grabs me by the arm and, like colostomy that he is, tells me to go to the bookstore right away and purchase a new one. i realize that i was most assuredly the one in the wrong in this situation, but he had absolutely no reason to be the buttcrack-licking fuck that he was to me. long story short, i went to the bookstore, picked up a new id and then promptly waved it in the festering mass of rouge pubacity's window... i hope i didn't distract him from some important learning time. i can honestly say without any doubt that i have never met such an anal-retentive person such as this scrote muncher.
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