Being a teenager, as 95% of the members of the Nubblies.com message board are, an automatic stereotype of "crazy driver" is applied. In response, I say Fuck That. I go out and drive like a normal fucking human being (most of the time), while old motherfuckers find no qualms with pulling out in front of me and then looking at me like it was my fault simply because of my age. Newsflash motherfuckers: Just because you're old as shit doesn't mean that you have a free pass to be a terrible driver and blame it on those who are younger than you. There have been quite a few instance that completely support this. The other day I was driving through my neighborhood going the actual speed limit. In the distance, I saw a guy with a boat attached to his hitch trying to back into his driveway. He's backing up, coming forward, backing up, trying to get it perfect (which is fine with me). Of course, after he backs up, when he pulls forward, his truck is horizontal in the road...taking up the entire passageway. Being the considerate guy that I am, I slow down to time my passing in such a way that I'll go through while he is in the "backing up" stage. Everything is going fine, he backs up, I, still going the speed limit and on my side of the road, begin to pass in front of his driveway when, all of a sudden, the motherfucker goes forward, right at my fucking car. I had to swerve OFF OF THE FUCKING ROAD to avoid a collision. As I look in my rearview mirror, I don't see a symathetic driver, instead I see his bitch of a wife giving ME a dirty look. Fuck her and her terrible driver of a husband, I hope they both burn in hell. Like 2 weeks after that, I was, again, driving through my neighborhood not being wreckless in the least bit when I see a car a few houses ahead of me begin to go in reverse. I assume, like a normal human being, that he will stop at the end of his driveway to allow me to pass on the road. Evidently, because he was like 40 years old and I'm a teenager, he decided that I should yield to him pulling out of his motherfucking driveway. Again, I had to swerve to the extreme side of the road (I actually could stay on the road this time) to avoid having him plow into my passenger side. What a dumb motherfucker.
I am full of rage as I write this post...that's why it may seem a bit more like a rambling than a coherent rant, but this topic kinda pisses me off to no end. Granted, I've made my few driving mistakes, but when I do I don't try to blame it on the innocent guy like the dirty bitch who threw a mean look my way after her husband attempted to kill me. Fuck those terrible drivers, and if you're a terrible driver, fuck you too.
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