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Titan · 11-19-2002, 09:30 PM

I feel for you tonguegina... I too know the pleasures of having an early nineties car that works. And the anguish of OLD PEOPLE THINKING THEY ARE THE KINGS AND QUEENS OF THE ROAD, and they have the right to go SLOWER THAN THE FECES EXITING MY ASSHOLE.
HOLY FUCK. I was riding with this old guy aclong time ago and he's proceeding to tell me how he can't turn his neck very far backwards (you know if you're going towards the lake/mexican plaza where paradise music is, coming from the ymca, that road that bissects the other road and an extremely sharp angle) anyway, he says he can't turn his neck back very far so he just usually pulls out VERY SLOWLY hoping that they will see him and not hit him and i'm like WHATTHEFUCK??? let me out the damn car you damn fucking crazy fuck!!!
and then there's that intersection, if you're going down center street, passing the ramada and junk and then you turn right to go to courthouse coffee, or sam goody - or if you're gay and retarded, radioshack or elder beerman - anyway you're on that small stretch of road, heading towards the parking lot and you don't have to stop, CUZ THERE IS NO STOP SIGN, yet for some reason, people think that just because there are two roads intersecting that their should be 4 stop signs so they pull out in front of me and the temptation to hit them is so extremely high, but since i like my car, i instead just honk their ass off like the mother fucker that i am.
not too mention those fucking retarded idiots, old and young alike, who, not only pull out in front of you, but CLEARLY SEE YOU COMING a MILE off, but are too timid to pull out... so they wait... they wait and wait and wait for you to pass and JUST WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO they realize 'oh, wow, i guess i could have pulled out a long time ago, may as well do it now' so that they can give anyone who may have been coming from a MILE OFF a FUCKING HEART ATTACK!!!!!!!!
so as pliedes stated, i like this term, what a bunch of 'refucks'.

[This message has been edited by Titan (edited November 19, 2002).]

[This message has been edited by Titan (edited November 19, 2002).]

11-19-2002, 09:30 PM	#9 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	I feel for you tonguegina... I too know the pleasures of having an early nineties car that works. And the anguish of OLD PEOPLE THINKING THEY ARE THE KINGS AND QUEENS OF THE ROAD, and they have the right to go SLOWER THAN THE FECES EXITING MY ASSHOLE. HOLY FUCK. I was riding with this old guy aclong time ago and he's proceeding to tell me how he can't turn his neck very far backwards (you know if you're going towards the lake/mexican plaza where paradise music is, coming from the ymca, that road that bissects the other road and an extremely sharp angle) anyway, he says he can't turn his neck back very far so he just usually pulls out VERY SLOWLY hoping that they will see him and not hit him and i'm like WHATTHEFUCK??? let me out the damn car you damn fucking crazy fuck!!! and then there's that intersection, if you're going down center street, passing the ramada and junk and then you turn right to go to courthouse coffee, or sam goody - or if you're gay and retarded, radioshack or elder beerman - anyway you're on that small stretch of road, heading towards the parking lot and you don't have to stop, CUZ THERE IS NO STOP SIGN, yet for some reason, people think that just because there are two roads intersecting that their should be 4 stop signs so they pull out in front of me and the temptation to hit them is so extremely high, but since i like my car, i instead just honk their ass off like the mother fucker that i am. not too mention those fucking retarded idiots, old and young alike, who, not only pull out in front of you, but CLEARLY SEE YOU COMING a MILE off, but are too timid to pull out... so they wait... they wait and wait and wait for you to pass and JUST WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO they realize 'oh, wow, i guess i could have pulled out a long time ago, may as well do it now' so that they can give anyone who may have been coming from a MILE OFF a FUCKING HEART ATTACK!!!!!!!! so as pliedes stated, i like this term, what a bunch of 'refucks'. [This message has been edited by Titan (edited November 19, 2002).] [This message has been edited by Titan (edited November 19, 2002).]