hey kids, lets bump this shit.
So i stayed w/ my girlfriend at her college in her dorm room last night, and from what I can recall, I was dreaming about some type of TV show like funniest home videos or something. The first clip was a dog trying to jump this fence, but he like had to struggle and couldnt get over it. No big deal right? Well the next dog was MEANT to totally show this other dog up, he was like some kind of champion dog fence jumper or something. so he's running at this fence full speed, and tries to jump over it, and just RAMS into the fucking fence. Now in my dream, i find this to be abso fucking lutely hilarious, and i'm laughing, in my dream (p.s., i'm laughing pretty hard right now just thinking about it, it's real fucking weird, because i don't really think it's THAT funny)
next thing i know my girlfriend is waking me up saying 'sam, what are you doing? are you ok' and i start to hear myself HYSTERICALLY laughing...this is at like 5 in the morning, and i think i woke up her roommate too, i don't see how i couldnt have. Even after i woke up, i couldnt stop laughing, at the time i couldnt even remember what the fuck i was laughing about. it was like i was high on laughing gas or something, it was ridiculous. Nothing like that had ever happened in my entire life. I didnt stop laughing and snickering for liek 5 minutes before i fell asleep again. I can't believe i'm laughing about that fucking dog again right now.
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