When it comes to dumbasses, there exist many. When you actually sit back and look at the company that you live with in this place that we call the world, you really have no choice but to notice how dumb people can be. Of course, in the eyes of someone else, I'm sure you and I are complete morons...but that's not whats important, it's only what you see, and you see complete dumbasses.
Let me paint a picture for you...
As I sit here in the third row of my computer classroom...there sits a guy directly in front of me. His trashy sideburns and "I know everything" attitude on life is enough to put him into the category of "burn house downable," but what just transpired pretty much pushes his over the top. As he sits here, at this very moment, in his bright orange shirt, with the texture of fish scales on it, he notices an impurity on his computer. Upon closer inspection, he realizes that his computer screen has been "flipped over." That's right, what should be on the top is now residing at the bottom...and vice versa. Now in a heavy panic, he hits all of the buttons on the front of the monitor in a futile attempt to right the wrong...but the problems pesists. At this time, the tension is broken by his equally burn house downable friend, who lets him in on the joke. You see, he has taken a screenshot, put it into paint, and flipped the image while his friend (the original dumbass) was elsewhere. Now, how in the hell the original cockless beast didn't realize that the "flipped screen" that he was looking at was actually an image inside of Microsofts image enhancing utility "paint" is beyond me. I guess none of that really matters, the two laughed at the situation, and "Fishman" (the bastard with the bright orange fish scale shirt...also the same dumbass that is the main character in my story) decided to says words like "ahh, it's just in paint!" trying to show that he actually still does know absolutely everything about everything...of course, he was not fooled for a minute.
While my lack of respect for such a being* may turn you against me, I guess there really isn't anything that I can do about that. Upon closer thought, the only reason that this would turn you against my type is that you would be in the same category as Fishman...meaning that I wouldn't give a cockler if you were against me or not. Realizing this...if you are against me...you are in danger of losing your house. Thank you for your time.
*Such a Being - Someone whose origins can be traced to an asshole; a literal piece of shit
By the way, if you have any dumbass sightings of your own (and we all do), I urge you to post here for the enjoyment of all. I'll try to keep this thread updated with perhaps a daily dumbass...of course, this probably won't actually happen, but it's a nice concept.
Daily Dumbass for Feb. 20: Fishman
[This message has been edited by Orgazmo (edited February 20, 2002).]
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