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Donkey Sex · 02-27-2002, 09:05 PM

I know of a dumbass that exists where I live. He's in my weight lifting class. He's about 5'5", pretty small for a senior in highschool. That's not the main part about him though, he has a HUGE gut, like it's weird, he looks like a pregnant woman, literally, and he walks like there's a huge penis wedged into his asshole. Also, this kid has about as much muscle in his entire body, as one half way athletic person does in their leg. It's also humorous when, in this weight lifting class, we run. Now, to a normal person the running we do barely makes one break a sweat, but with this kid, he acts like he's going to have a fucking heart attack, and all we're doing is three 200 meter JOGS, not sprints, JOGS. Like jogging, slowly, easily.

Now, you may say to yourself right now, ok, this guys a fucking pathetic pussy, but how does this classify him as a dumbass? Well, it doesn't, but I was just describing him so you hate him even more, before I explain his dumbassness.

So, you wanna know why he's a dumbass? Well I'll tell you. There are many reasons, but I'll name a few. Let me tell you a story, one day, while in the weight room, this dumb mother fucker comes up to my group in this class(we lift in groups.) This kid, for some reason, felt the need to explain to one of the kids in my group that he shaved his stomach, and then showed him the pregnant looking stomach of his, and sure enough, it was shaved. Now, did he think that people in the weight room would think he was cool? Or crazy? Basically, he was made fun of, and looked upon as a dumbass.
On to reason number two, the way he talks. This mother fucker talks like he is a huge hardass (keep in mind this kid is 5' 5" and 100 pounds.) He's always like, mother fucker, and he's like, if that mother fucker wants to hit me in the face he can do it, but he hasn't done shit so fuck this shit mother fucker. Actually, he's really not that bad on the hardass talk. But I still feel it's worthy of being noted.

Just by looking at this poor bastard, you can tell he's a real dumbass.

[This message has been edited by Donkey Sex (edited February 27, 2002).]

02-27-2002, 09:05 PM	#3 (permalink)
Donkey Sex Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 7 Internets: 23	I know of a dumbass that exists where I live. He's in my weight lifting class. He's about 5'5", pretty small for a senior in highschool. That's not the main part about him though, he has a HUGE gut, like it's weird, he looks like a pregnant woman, literally, and he walks like there's a huge penis wedged into his asshole. Also, this kid has about as much muscle in his entire body, as one half way athletic person does in their leg. It's also humorous when, in this weight lifting class, we run. Now, to a normal person the running we do barely makes one break a sweat, but with this kid, he acts like he's going to have a fucking heart attack, and all we're doing is three 200 meter JOGS, not sprints, JOGS. Like jogging, slowly, easily. Now, you may say to yourself right now, ok, this guys a fucking pathetic pussy, but how does this classify him as a dumbass? Well, it doesn't, but I was just describing him so you hate him even more, before I explain his dumbassness. So, you wanna know why he's a dumbass? Well I'll tell you. There are many reasons, but I'll name a few. Let me tell you a story, one day, while in the weight room, this dumb mother fucker comes up to my group in this class(we lift in groups.) This kid, for some reason, felt the need to explain to one of the kids in my group that he shaved his stomach, and then showed him the pregnant looking stomach of his, and sure enough, it was shaved. Now, did he think that people in the weight room would think he was cool? Or crazy? Basically, he was made fun of, and looked upon as a dumbass. On to reason number two, the way he talks. This mother fucker talks like he is a huge hardass (keep in mind this kid is 5' 5" and 100 pounds.) He's always like, mother fucker, and he's like, if that mother fucker wants to hit me in the face he can do it, but he hasn't done shit so fuck this shit mother fucker. Actually, he's really not that bad on the hardass talk. But I still feel it's worthy of being noted. Just by looking at this poor bastard, you can tell he's a real dumbass. [This message has been edited by Donkey Sex (edited February 27, 2002).]