I saw this dumbass about a week and a half ago, but she's still worth puting on here, because it was so flagrant.
When you walk into a Mexican restauraunt, and I don't mean Taco Bell, what's the first thing you notice? They're all dark skinned, non-english speaking, wife beater wearing mother fuckers, aka mexican. By the same tolken, if you go into a Chinese restauraunt what do you notice? They are all chinese. So when the dumbass sitting at the table next to me at the China Palace asked for an application I almost jumped over the tables and stabbed her with my chopsticks. This is how the conversation went, you know, like a transcript...
"Yeah, I like, totally need, like, a job, and I was just, like, wondering how old you had to be to work here." (Dumbass)
"Mo' Pessi?" (Waitress)
"Yeah, so how much would I get paid?" (Dumbass)
"Buffet today?" (Waitress)
"Yeah, this would, like, totally be a great job, 'cause I love chinese food" (Waitress)
"Check?" (Waitress)...
anyway, this went on for quite some time before she finally caught on that she had no idea what she was talking about, then she said,
"Maybe I shouldn't work here, 'cause I would have to, like, learn, like, a whole new language to work here."
Jesus Christ. That's all I have left to say, Jesus 'Fucking' Christ.
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