Dumbass of the day for Tuesday, the 15th of October is...fuck. I don't know the kid's name... That doesn't matter so much, though. His name is irrelevent...as his actions completely define him.
While there exist many different types of people in the high school environment, perhaps none is more clearly a dumbass than the "shover." The shover is an individual that, although completely unprovoked, finds it necessary to push his shoulder into oncoming traffic whilst traveling down a corridor. Shovers very rarely exist outside of the high school habitat...as acting tough and being "cool" really isn't as important in such an area.
Unfortunately for you, me, and the subject himself, today's Dumbass of the Day falls into the aforementioned category--he is a shover. Not only that, but if sub-classifications existed within the shover category, today's D.O.T.D. would be considered a Shovemaster Elite. In an undaunted quest to be respected for his toughness, he likes to try to intimidate others with his massive left shoulder...an action that leaves him looking like a complete fool instead of a tough guy.
Upon closer analysis of the subject, it's clear that the source of his anger is a malformed face. In other words...he tries to make up for an outbreak of acne on his face by shoving other people. For this faulty logic and oh so much more, 'Shovemaster Elite' is today's Dumbass of the Day.
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