I know of a dumbass.. one who isn't content with being just a dumbass. I spoke of this person
a while ago. This is none other than Randy, one of my 3 roommates. It has been well established that he is a dumbass. But there has been a recent development (his pestiferous odor) that got me thinking. I've noticed that he is monopolizing all the negative traits a person can have.
Randy is:
·stupid
·fat--really fat (340 lbs)
·greedy
·oblivious
·inconsiderate
·smelly
Smelly. Stinky. This kid is a walking biohazard. I would best describe his stench as a tall glass of ball sweat with dandruff and white castle farts mixed together. The worst part of this is that I have to share a room with this ass-bag of a human being. I plan on buying plug-in air fresheners and placing them all on his side of the room. He tries to fix the problem with cologne; 9 sprays of it to be exact.
The only things he has left to do is go gay or worship satan. He's been fucking some mutant chick, so it could really go either way.