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Tape · 08-04-2003, 03:36 PM

I hate anyone who has already made up their mind that
this post is going to suck, simply because it's been
posted by a "newbie". Closed-minded fucks.

I hate movies with revisionist history (The Patriot).

I hate Theme Restaurants

I hate Carson Daly. "Hi. I'm completely ordinary and
totally uninteresting."

I hate cell phones in movie theatres. If you can't
bear shutting it off then you probably don't have time
to watch a movie.

I hate upselling. If i want a Cadalliac with my
sandwich then I'll buy one. Save your pimping for the
street corner.

I hate signs like "Smile you weren't aborted" or
whatever the fuck they say. I want to rent a billboard
and put a sign that says. SMILE. GOD IS DEAD SO LIVE
IT UP!

I hate shock jocks.

I hate Sunday newspapers that are released saturday
night.

I hate unfunny people.

I hate people who say "dog" when refering to me more
than once in a conversation.

I hate popup ads.

I hate junk mail.

I hate people who make slow turns.

I hate people who drive under the speed limit.

I hate the security staff at "The Frog". I'm sorry you
couldn't get into cop school but chill the fuck out.
I'm getting my ID.

I hate people who when they decide to work want you to
work at their pace. Sorry sweetheart just because you
got laid last night and had a double espresso this
morning doesn't mean I'm going to "double time" it for
you.

I hate people who are way too ready to give you their
life story.

I hate celebrities or athletes who expect sympathy
from me. I'm sure being a multi-millionaire is hard.
Let me find out first hand.

I hate people who are always saying "you know what I'm
sayin?". Yes I do, barely but I do. And if I don't, I
will inform you as such.

I hate 30 dollar retro t-shirts.

I hate people who tell you what is "in" and "out".

I hate when you order something at a restaurant or
whatever and the waitresss feels the need to comment
on your selection. Like "Oh, that's good" YES I KNOW
THAT. THAT'S WHY I ORDERED IT

I hate fat people who lie about what their favorite
food is. I"ve actually heard this before. Skinny woman
"I'm addicted to Mcdonalds fries". Fat chick "I would
say the one thing I'm addicted to is broccoli" WHAT?
Dripping with butter and cheese on top a a potato with
bacon? The skinny woman pisses me off for allowing the
fatty to be so unaware and the fat one bugs me for
being so unaware.

I hate zany sound effects and catch phrases.

I hate VH1's 200 Greatest Icons. Friends are bigger
Icons than The Beatles? Give me a fucking break.

I hate promise rings.

I hate crybaby assholes.

I hate people who in a traffic jam continually switch
lanes depending on which one is going faster at the
moment.

I hate people who claim to not watch television.

I hate anyone who attends grace college and enjoys it.

I hate when people use big words to sound smart or
latin phrases for the same reason. Ocassionally it's
fine but if you say "quid pro quo" one more time I
will give you a punch in the face for nothing.

I hate people who ask me how I'm doing, then don't
stick around for the answer.

I hate being told how to do something by someone who
isn't as good at it as I am.

I hate never-ending shitty attitudes.

I hate corporate America sticking their hands in every
God-damn thing on this planet. No, I'm not looking
forward to Bank One Presents Chicago Bears Football.

I hate mood rings.

I hate my neighbors talking to me after I get out of
my car.

I hate being asked "how I plan to pay for this".

I hate people who can't process simple math in their
head.

I hate explaining things to people that I figured out
on my own.

I hate people who think they're supporting our troops
simply by wearing a yellow ribbon.

I hate women who don't think twice about helping find
a cure to breast cancer until they've got it. Take
that damn pink ribbon off you self-centered cunt. I
hope that tumor kills you.

I hate the big black square they put on the plastic
that covers the Playboys. It makes my trips to the
mall less enjoyable.

I hate screaming kids.

I hate people who "call my cell". She's not for
small-talk, bonzi, call if you've got something to
say.

I hate people who complain about being four-suited,
we're all four-suited jackass.

I hate people who tell bad jokes or unfunny stories
and you have to laugh to make them not feel so bad
about themselves.

I hate it when people make a special order at a
restaurant and then feel the need to tell you why they
order that way.

I hate when you ask for directions and people give you
landmarks only. Never roads. And they're never obvious
landmarks. Goto the burned down gas station and turn
left. Well the "burned down gas station" has been torn
down for 10 years now, anything more specific
Magellian?

I hate "extreme" sports.

I hate beer comercials that try to illustrate to me
what a "guy's night" consists of.

I hate Brittany Murphy.

I hate now that all rappers, not just ones from the
south who say "herreee" or "therree" or "hairrrr".

I hate Mike Lupica.

I hate bullshit political polls.

I hate how everything is "old school".

I hate reruns of the same episode over and over.

i hate that celebrites that actually think I give a
shit about their political ideas. Well I don't. You're
an actor so you're probably pretty stupid.

I hate all these specialty channels.

I hate people who say "the book is always better than
the movie" no it's not. Case in point. High Fidelity.

I hate guys who have to show off when girls are
around.

I hate long lines.

I hate being carded for a cigar at 22.

I hate oil companies.

I hate the fact bottled water is a dollar. Or at
concerts it's 4.

I hate assholes who hold up their cell phone the whole
time during a concert.

I hate doctors who tell me they'll "be right back".
Please...

I hate walking behind people who don't have their eyes
in front of them.

I hate Tampax commericals that portray women as
adventure-seeking heroines. If you want to seek an
adventure, go clean my toilet, Denise.

I hate that the pimp old guy from the Keller and
Keller commercials isn't really one of the Kellers.
Fucking "Hire-A-Spokesman's".

I hate people who are quick to hand out one of their
business cards.

I hate Blockbuster sending me a notice from a credit
agency for a 5 buck late-fee.

I hate people who say "let me get that for you".

I hate having to guess what some asshole intended when
he said "dress casually".

I hate when people tell you to RSVP, and they aren't
kidding.

I hate being the one everyone looks at when someone
says "who's gonna finish off that last piece of cake".

I hate people who think they've found the secret to
something. Yes, I know if I hold the cuffs on my dress
shirt, they won't ruffle up when I put my jacket on,
prick.

I hate pretending to care.

I hate the guy giving everyone else tips in the weight
room.

I hate when some cherry-picker tries to explain to me
how to "play zone". I'll listen to you as soon as I
see you in your "zone" just once, "Shep". And take
that fucking dew-rag off of your head. You're not
black, but even if you were, that wouldn't make it
right.

I hate people who always have some sob-story about how
they don't have enough money for this/that, then you
see them wearing brand new Hollister the next day.
Prioritize, slut.

I hate people who say they "can't afford college" and
then expect sympathy from me. ANYONE can afford to go
to college. Why don't you just man-up and admit you
don't want to go, or couldn't get in? We all know
you're lying.

I hate people who say they're "taking a semester off".
Again, you think we can't see through that shit?

I hate when someone says "So is Such-and-Such-A-Movie
any good? But don't tell me, I don't want to know
yet". What the hell is that??

I hate people who hate terrorists, but then refuse to
go to a big-city for a day because they're "afraid of
a terrorist attack". If you hate terrorists so much,
then why do you let them win by staying in Etna Green
all winter?

I hate whatever Grandma has bought me for Christmas
already.

I hate being asked to leave.

I hate people who are impressed with themselves when
they guess within three years of my age. Nice work,
Kristi.

I hate people who over-do sterotypes. Sure, it's okay
to think that a strong black guy with a gun sticking
out of his pants at 3:00 am in a Chicago-alley is
dangerous, but "Amir" that you work with, probably
isn't plotting to fly a plane into your house.

I hate two-bit, Monday-morning comments. Yes, I know
it rained this weekend, now fuck off.

I hate bad kissers.

I hate guys who call women "baby".

I hate ugly people who think they're attractive.

I hate people who give me unsolicited advice. You
don't know my life. Don't pretend to.

I hate people who like to refer to Bill Clinton by
William Jefferson Clinton.

I hate older women who wear clothes from Abercrombie.

I hate hidden agendas.

I hate people who are overly apologetic.

I hate mean drunks.

I hate people who think they can kick my ass. Why do
you have to be such a hard on all the time?

I hate people who refer to stuff in a serious manner
as "da bomb".

I hate people who ask me what's going on during a
movie? How many have you watched? They usually resolve
themselvs so shut the hell up.

I hate people who take their job too seriously.

I hate people who think a good career will solve all
their problems.

I hate people who talk about their job.

I hate people who tell me their problems and don't
even offer to listen to anything I have to say. Listen
pal. I don't care. I have enough shit in my life I
don't need yours taking up space in my head.

I hate guys who wear WWJD garbage.

I hate guys who are "in touch with their feminine
side". It's fine if you are. I don't care though.

I hate people who are easily offended.

I hate people who invite me over to their house, and
then bitch at me the next day for leaving one empty
can out on the table. Look slick, if you have people
over, you might have to throw a few things away when
it's all over, get off yourself.

I hate people who like stuff that hardly anyone likes.
No, "Third Watch" wasn't that great of a show, quit
your damn pouting.

I hate anyone who doesn't give a shit about a cause
until it's actually going to benefit them.

I hate anyone who is too self-righteous to do
something simple, that will allow everyone else to
have a good time.

I hate fat girls who hit on me. It's not just the fat
part that really bothers me, it's the part about how
most fat girls are really loud and annoying.

08-04-2003, 03:36 PM	#81 (permalink)
Tape Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 14 Internets: 10	I hate anyone who has already made up their mind that this post is going to suck, simply because it's been posted by a "newbie". Closed-minded fucks. I hate movies with revisionist history (The Patriot). I hate Theme Restaurants I hate Carson Daly. "Hi. I'm completely ordinary and totally uninteresting." I hate cell phones in movie theatres. If you can't bear shutting it off then you probably don't have time to watch a movie. I hate upselling. If i want a Cadalliac with my sandwich then I'll buy one. Save your pimping for the street corner. I hate signs like "Smile you weren't aborted" or whatever the fuck they say. I want to rent a billboard and put a sign that says. SMILE. GOD IS DEAD SO LIVE IT UP! I hate shock jocks. I hate Sunday newspapers that are released saturday night. I hate unfunny people. I hate people who say "dog" when refering to me more than once in a conversation. I hate popup ads. I hate junk mail. I hate people who make slow turns. I hate people who drive under the speed limit. I hate the security staff at "The Frog". I'm sorry you couldn't get into cop school but chill the fuck out. I'm getting my ID. I hate people who when they decide to work want you to work at their pace. Sorry sweetheart just because you got laid last night and had a double espresso this morning doesn't mean I'm going to "double time" it for you. I hate people who are way too ready to give you their life story. I hate celebrities or athletes who expect sympathy from me. I'm sure being a multi-millionaire is hard. Let me find out first hand. I hate people who are always saying "you know what I'm sayin?". Yes I do, barely but I do. And if I don't, I will inform you as such. I hate 30 dollar retro t-shirts. I hate people who tell you what is "in" and "out". I hate when you order something at a restaurant or whatever and the waitresss feels the need to comment on your selection. Like "Oh, that's good" YES I KNOW THAT. THAT'S WHY I ORDERED IT I hate fat people who lie about what their favorite food is. I"ve actually heard this before. Skinny woman "I'm addicted to Mcdonalds fries". Fat chick "I would say the one thing I'm addicted to is broccoli" WHAT? Dripping with butter and cheese on top a a potato with bacon? The skinny woman pisses me off for allowing the fatty to be so unaware and the fat one bugs me for being so unaware. I hate zany sound effects and catch phrases. I hate VH1's 200 Greatest Icons. Friends are bigger Icons than The Beatles? Give me a fucking break. I hate promise rings. I hate crybaby assholes. I hate people who in a traffic jam continually switch lanes depending on which one is going faster at the moment. I hate people who claim to not watch television. I hate anyone who attends grace college and enjoys it. I hate when people use big words to sound smart or latin phrases for the same reason. Ocassionally it's fine but if you say "quid pro quo" one more time I will give you a punch in the face for nothing. I hate people who ask me how I'm doing, then don't stick around for the answer. I hate being told how to do something by someone who isn't as good at it as I am. I hate never-ending shitty attitudes. I hate corporate America sticking their hands in every God-damn thing on this planet. No, I'm not looking forward to Bank One Presents Chicago Bears Football. I hate mood rings. I hate my neighbors talking to me after I get out of my car. I hate being asked "how I plan to pay for this". I hate people who can't process simple math in their head. I hate explaining things to people that I figured out on my own. I hate people who think they're supporting our troops simply by wearing a yellow ribbon. I hate women who don't think twice about helping find a cure to breast cancer until they've got it. Take that damn pink ribbon off you self-centered cunt. I hope that tumor kills you. I hate the big black square they put on the plastic that covers the Playboys. It makes my trips to the mall less enjoyable. I hate screaming kids. I hate people who "call my cell". She's not for small-talk, bonzi, call if you've got something to say. I hate people who complain about being four-suited, we're all four-suited jackass. I hate people who tell bad jokes or unfunny stories and you have to laugh to make them not feel so bad about themselves. I hate it when people make a special order at a restaurant and then feel the need to tell you why they order that way. I hate when you ask for directions and people give you landmarks only. Never roads. And they're never obvious landmarks. Goto the burned down gas station and turn left. Well the "burned down gas station" has been torn down for 10 years now, anything more specific Magellian? I hate "extreme" sports. I hate beer comercials that try to illustrate to me what a "guy's night" consists of. I hate Brittany Murphy. I hate now that all rappers, not just ones from the south who say "herreee" or "therree" or "hairrrr". I hate Mike Lupica. I hate bullshit political polls. I hate how everything is "old school". I hate reruns of the same episode over and over. i hate that celebrites that actually think I give a shit about their political ideas. Well I don't. You're an actor so you're probably pretty stupid. I hate all these specialty channels. I hate people who say "the book is always better than the movie" no it's not. Case in point. High Fidelity. I hate guys who have to show off when girls are around. I hate long lines. I hate being carded for a cigar at 22. I hate oil companies. I hate the fact bottled water is a dollar. Or at concerts it's 4. I hate assholes who hold up their cell phone the whole time during a concert. I hate doctors who tell me they'll "be right back". Please... I hate walking behind people who don't have their eyes in front of them. I hate Tampax commericals that portray women as adventure-seeking heroines. If you want to seek an adventure, go clean my toilet, Denise. I hate that the pimp old guy from the Keller and Keller commercials isn't really one of the Kellers. Fucking "Hire-A-Spokesman's". I hate people who are quick to hand out one of their business cards. I hate Blockbuster sending me a notice from a credit agency for a 5 buck late-fee. I hate people who say "let me get that for you". I hate having to guess what some asshole intended when he said "dress casually". I hate when people tell you to RSVP, and they aren't kidding. I hate being the one everyone looks at when someone says "who's gonna finish off that last piece of cake". I hate people who think they've found the secret to something. Yes, I know if I hold the cuffs on my dress shirt, they won't ruffle up when I put my jacket on, prick. I hate pretending to care. I hate the guy giving everyone else tips in the weight room. I hate when some cherry-picker tries to explain to me how to "play zone". I'll listen to you as soon as I see you in your "zone" just once, "Shep". And take that fucking dew-rag off of your head. You're not black, but even if you were, that wouldn't make it right. I hate people who always have some sob-story about how they don't have enough money for this/that, then you see them wearing brand new Hollister the next day. Prioritize, slut. I hate people who say they "can't afford college" and then expect sympathy from me. ANYONE can afford to go to college. Why don't you just man-up and admit you don't want to go, or couldn't get in? We all know you're lying. I hate people who say they're "taking a semester off". Again, you think we can't see through that shit? I hate when someone says "So is Such-and-Such-A-Movie any good? But don't tell me, I don't want to know yet". What the hell is that?? I hate people who hate terrorists, but then refuse to go to a big-city for a day because they're "afraid of a terrorist attack". If you hate terrorists so much, then why do you let them win by staying in Etna Green all winter? I hate whatever Grandma has bought me for Christmas already. I hate being asked to leave. I hate people who are impressed with themselves when they guess within three years of my age. Nice work, Kristi. I hate people who over-do sterotypes. Sure, it's okay to think that a strong black guy with a gun sticking out of his pants at 3:00 am in a Chicago-alley is dangerous, but "Amir" that you work with, probably isn't plotting to fly a plane into your house. I hate two-bit, Monday-morning comments. Yes, I know it rained this weekend, now fuck off. I hate bad kissers. I hate guys who call women "baby". I hate ugly people who think they're attractive. I hate people who give me unsolicited advice. You don't know my life. Don't pretend to. I hate people who like to refer to Bill Clinton by William Jefferson Clinton. I hate older women who wear clothes from Abercrombie. I hate hidden agendas. I hate people who are overly apologetic. I hate mean drunks. I hate people who think they can kick my ass. Why do you have to be such a hard on all the time? I hate people who refer to stuff in a serious manner as "da bomb". I hate people who ask me what's going on during a movie? How many have you watched? They usually resolve themselvs so shut the hell up. I hate people who take their job too seriously. I hate people who think a good career will solve all their problems. I hate people who talk about their job. I hate people who tell me their problems and don't even offer to listen to anything I have to say. Listen pal. I don't care. I have enough shit in my life I don't need yours taking up space in my head. I hate guys who wear WWJD garbage. I hate guys who are "in touch with their feminine side". It's fine if you are. I don't care though. I hate people who are easily offended. I hate people who invite me over to their house, and then bitch at me the next day for leaving one empty can out on the table. Look slick, if you have people over, you might have to throw a few things away when it's all over, get off yourself. I hate people who like stuff that hardly anyone likes. No, "Third Watch" wasn't that great of a show, quit your damn pouting. I hate anyone who doesn't give a shit about a cause until it's actually going to benefit them. I hate anyone who is too self-righteous to do something simple, that will allow everyone else to have a good time. I hate fat girls who hit on me. It's not just the fat part that really bothers me, it's the part about how most fat girls are really loud and annoying.
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