Personally when I take a piss I like to be alone. It's what I like to call "private time". I dont want people around to see me tinkle, it's just weird. I mean I'm standing there, holding my dick while fluid is coming out, it's already awkward enough without other people present. I've never understood it when people are in a group and one guy just moves 10 feet away, whips it out and lets it flow. I just cant get down like that. I'm the guy who goes deep into the woods, finds the widest tree and hides behind it, ashamed of the foul act I'm committing. This brings me to another point..I fucking hate public bathrooms. Not because they're filthy and disgusting, but because men are forced into the small room like cattle and made to piss shoulder to shoulder and pretend like nothing is wrong! I've got Paco with the child molester mustache to my left and T-Bone the cracker hating thug to my right. I cant stand the fact that I have to listen to the stream of their piss running down the urinal, all the while I'm staring straight ahead, trying to keep it together, wondering why I'm the only one who thinks these barbaric standards are out dated.
[ April 20, 2005, 04:18 PM: Message edited by: Repugnant Abomination ]
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