I absolutely hate it when people yell or grunt loudly. Especially because they are always wearing the most ridiculous workout clothes and think they are the strongest human alive.
At the YMCA in warsaw there used to be these two men. Both were about 5'7", with barrel chests and chicken legs. They wore these neoprene muscle shirts that smelled like ABSOLUTE MOTHERFUCKING SHIT. It was disgusting. Even without the neoprene these guys were fucking smelly pieces of shit, but the fact they were wearing shirts that don't breathe just made them smell 10x worse.
They would put on 225 for their beginning bench press sets and usually end up with 275 for their finish. This is a relatively large amount for anyone, but they had a good 8" of arch between the bench and their back. And, to make matters worse, they would grunt and groan at the top of their fucking lungs! Then stand up and act all pumped up. I felt embarassed just watching them.
What really put me over the edge was their fucking attitude. One day a kid who's a year older than me that most of the warsaw kids probably remember forgot to put his weights away. Instead of being polite, they started bitching at him, and lecturing him on how they had been working out for 21 years. 21 years. 21 fucking years and they still didn't even know what good form is. Fucking pathetic. I really wanted to slit their throats.
I HATE lifters who think that no one else is capable of doing as much weight as them.
Some of you Warsaw kids may remember a certain football player who's dad worked at the Y. He drove a 66 GTO, and was also barrel chested. And he too always copped an attitude towards us young lifters. He would always look condescendingly at us as we put on a lot of weight, as if to say "you can't do that much weight!". Then of course we would. With perfect form. Minimal back arch, no shoulder imbalance, and no see-saw bar action. Nothing felt better giving him a sneering look after completing a heavy set.
Just thinking about fuckers who don't lift right makes me want to kill them. In cold blood.
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