Motherfuckers, who else is sick of reading the same fucking shit in the news for the past 3 years and 27 days? I'll volunteer: I am!
Want an example of what I'm talking about? This is the
Top Story in the AP right this second
Well no fuckin shit! Are you serious? You mean we have another bullshit "US Report" confirming what we've all known for 2 years? Holy Fuck Batman! We better make that the top story!
"Top Stories" Like 'Bush Defends War In Iraq' and 'Saddam Told Interrogators Of Iran Fixation' and 'Car Bomb Kills 13 Near Baghdad' are
really starting to piss me off. 'Cause who is compeled by these stories anymore? What jackass in the AP decided that tonight's top story should be "Iraq has no WMD"? Give this genius a raise please.
How about this. How about I'm sick and God-damn tired of seeing the
same fucking shit being reported by our half-ass media, while legitimate stories such as things happening in countries that do not sell us oil are much more captivating.
Call me an asshole, but I don't care that two more soldiers died in Iraq, I don't care that Iraq definetly does not have WMD, I don't care what Bush said about Kerry today, and I definetly don't care what the 'Senate Intelligence Committee' has come up with. Fuck off.
-Ugly Bastard