Wow. You just killed my good mood. It's just not as fun of a scenario without your roommates in the picture.
Anyway, I think I have the worst one.
6:00 in the morning. And it was a fire
drill. It's not like some dicktwit set it off. It was a fucking fire drill.
We were all pissed. The scary thing was, I have alot of big huge black guys on my floor, and having to evacuate with them was one of the scariest moments of my college career.