Hmm, well that is a little unfair, for the deer isn’t it. So this poses a question which do you consider more of a sport deer hunting or the DEA hunting down Mexicans?
Here is Loki's opinion
For 1 Mexicans have the obvious advantage of being able to swim, if a deer gets trapped between the hunter and a river, the deer is fucked, they can just hope that they end up in a meat factory instead of having their head mounted on some hillbilly's wall. The Mexican using their cunning intellect, or lack thereof, can swim across the river to flee any pursuing DEA agent. The deer on the other hand does have the clear advantage of speed, and intelligence. After all it’s not like deer travel in big groups of 30 or more and hope that a hunter doesn’t find them. The deer doesn’t run in straight lines either like the Mexican, which makes capture incredibly easy.
Now as far as the hunters go, I would say that the DEA Agent has the most difficulty, unless Congress gives all agents 007 statuses, and can kill rabbits on sight. Until then they will have to settle with other means.
Well my vote goes to Mexican hunting as more of a sport. If anyone ever needs anything to do, write your representative and request a Mexican hunting season.
-Loki
[This message has been edited by Loki (edited November 04, 2002).]
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