Well my huge bush does interfer sometimes. But lucky for me, Ms. Reyes (your "Mother" that you never get to see) likes to shave it for me, just another one of her weird kinks.
I can't help but notice that you called me "fatty" again. You're really wearin that one out. It also disturbs me somewhat that you are looking at me and noticing stuff like that. I never really "critique" guys when I'm looking at them.
-Ugly Bastard
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