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victim · 11-25-2003, 12:55 AM

Butcher:
No idea you read the old sexbear... it warms the cavity in my chest where a human heart should be.

So, here's another, mmkay?
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Random Acts of Violence 10/04/02
There's a new fad sweeping across America, and no, it's not from Japan or Old Navy. I'm referring to a recent surge of seemingly random acts of not nice things that wind up with people dead, bleeding, or just really upset. This, according to US media giants, is big... I mean... really big, we're talking breaking news here folks. You know they're not exaggerating, they're journalists! They aren't allowed to lie, everything they say has to be right, I mean, they're on TV aren't they? They wouldn't just let Tom Brokaw and Larry King on air to lie, decieve, and sensationalize? I DIDN'T THINK SO!
Nonetheless, the past few days have introduced us to many of these things:

Woman beats child in department store parking lot.
So this woman, in a self proclaimed "isolated incident", decides to punch and beat a 4 year old as a way to vent frustration when the store would not return her stolen merchandise. Why I know you and I both find this a perfectly normal way of releasing anger when you can't pawn off those capri pants, she was caught on camera and the police look down on such things. This woman, has also been referred to as an "irish traveler", which is a nice way of saying "abusive scumbag con". Perhaps someone was right when they said FEAR THE IRISH!

5 Killed in Maryland Shooting Spree
At random, 5 people have been killed execution style by 2 suspects in a white van with a high powered rifle. Now... I don't know about you, but being shot in the head is not the way I want to start my Thursday morning, it's really not. I'd rather get up, drink some coffee, perhaps read the paper, walk the dog, and then deal with being randomly murdered. It's just not right folks.

Man Enters UN with gun
This guy just bypasses security, walks into a courtyard and starts firing into the air and tossing around paperwork. This is opposed to the normal UN actions of creating, losing, and tossing around paperwork, and shooting your self/country in the foot.

But what could be making everyone so angry? Why did two friends of mine get in to the most pathetic, sissy, yet absolutely horrific fight I have ever seen? Imagine two non-gay teenage guys slapping each other across the face while swearing at each other. It's incredibly odd. So, I have theorized some ideas why everyone in this country is so ticked off, and if you don't agree, I'll kill you.

New Season Of Primetime TV
Does everyone still love Raymond now? Why would they when they can watch Celebrity Bootcamp, where washed up icons of the past are forced to march around in fatigues and are harassed by drill sargeants? Wow... I'm feeling angrier already.

The Weather
Hurricanes have been ravaging Louisiana. Now, having my house destroyed by floodwater or bracing the thought that New Orleans, and all the immorality of Mardi Gras may float out to sea is pretty enraging.

Lack of Good Bad Music
How can our nation exhibit blind fury and rage when we are being pacified by the mellow harmonies of the Backstreet Boys and N'Sync? With the disappearance of these prepackaged boy bands, everybody gets angry, even though we hated the boy bands anyway. I mean, New Kids on the Block fell apart, and we ended up with Nirvana and Marilyn Manson. Now, if we could only encourange Marilyn to commit suicide we'd be back on the right track.

Use of Rhetorical Questions
Have you noticed that on the whole, the use of rhetorical questions has skyrocketed? Did you realize that I have already asked 8? Does that last one make it 9? Or 10? Can I stop at 11? 12 Please?

Now... to aleve the anger felt by everyone, the good ol' US government has come up with a few solutions as follows:

Attack Iraq
Attack Iraq
Attack Iraq
Attack Iraq
Attack Iraq
Attack Iraq
Attack Iraq

So there you have it... I guess it's just that "time of the month" for our great nation, and a few bombs and boy bands later, we'll all feel a bit better.
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I eat babies and kill old people.

11-25-2003, 12:55 AM	#4 (permalink)
victim Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 985 Internets: 10	Butcher: No idea you read the old sexbear... it warms the cavity in my chest where a human heart should be. So, here's another, mmkay? --- Random Acts of Violence 10/04/02 There's a new fad sweeping across America, and no, it's not from Japan or Old Navy. I'm referring to a recent surge of seemingly random acts of not nice things that wind up with people dead, bleeding, or just really upset. This, according to US media giants, is big... I mean... really big, we're talking breaking news here folks. You know they're not exaggerating, they're journalists! They aren't allowed to lie, everything they say has to be right, I mean, they're on TV aren't they? They wouldn't just let Tom Brokaw and Larry King on air to lie, decieve, and sensationalize? I DIDN'T THINK SO! Nonetheless, the past few days have introduced us to many of these things: Woman beats child in department store parking lot. So this woman, in a self proclaimed "isolated incident", decides to punch and beat a 4 year old as a way to vent frustration when the store would not return her stolen merchandise. Why I know you and I both find this a perfectly normal way of releasing anger when you can't pawn off those capri pants, she was caught on camera and the police look down on such things. This woman, has also been referred to as an "irish traveler", which is a nice way of saying "abusive scumbag con". Perhaps someone was right when they said FEAR THE IRISH! 5 Killed in Maryland Shooting Spree At random, 5 people have been killed execution style by 2 suspects in a white van with a high powered rifle. Now... I don't know about you, but being shot in the head is not the way I want to start my Thursday morning, it's really not. I'd rather get up, drink some coffee, perhaps read the paper, walk the dog, and then deal with being randomly murdered. It's just not right folks. Man Enters UN with gun This guy just bypasses security, walks into a courtyard and starts firing into the air and tossing around paperwork. This is opposed to the normal UN actions of creating, losing, and tossing around paperwork, and shooting your self/country in the foot. But what could be making everyone so angry? Why did two friends of mine get in to the most pathetic, sissy, yet absolutely horrific fight I have ever seen? Imagine two non-gay teenage guys slapping each other across the face while swearing at each other. It's incredibly odd. So, I have theorized some ideas why everyone in this country is so ticked off, and if you don't agree, I'll kill you. New Season Of Primetime TV Does everyone still love Raymond now? Why would they when they can watch Celebrity Bootcamp, where washed up icons of the past are forced to march around in fatigues and are harassed by drill sargeants? Wow... I'm feeling angrier already. The Weather Hurricanes have been ravaging Louisiana. Now, having my house destroyed by floodwater or bracing the thought that New Orleans, and all the immorality of Mardi Gras may float out to sea is pretty enraging. Lack of Good Bad Music How can our nation exhibit blind fury and rage when we are being pacified by the mellow harmonies of the Backstreet Boys and N'Sync? With the disappearance of these prepackaged boy bands, everybody gets angry, even though we hated the boy bands anyway. I mean, New Kids on the Block fell apart, and we ended up with Nirvana and Marilyn Manson. Now, if we could only encourange Marilyn to commit suicide we'd be back on the right track. Use of Rhetorical Questions Have you noticed that on the whole, the use of rhetorical questions has skyrocketed? Did you realize that I have already asked 8? Does that last one make it 9? Or 10? Can I stop at 11? 12 Please? Now... to aleve the anger felt by everyone, the good ol' US government has come up with a few solutions as follows: Attack Iraq Attack Iraq Attack Iraq Attack Iraq Attack Iraq Attack Iraq Attack Iraq So there you have it... I guess it's just that "time of the month" for our great nation, and a few bombs and boy bands later, we'll all feel a bit better. --- I eat babies and kill old people.
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