First of all, bitch, you couldn't be more wrong about me being a "pathetic little man who can't get any ass", but I don't feel the need to go into significant detail about myself in that aspect to defend myself to the likes of you. However, as long as you're playing the "guess your physical characteristics and personality by your posts on a message board, no matter how irrational or unfounded these claims may be" card, allow me to do the same, except with a bit more to work off of. You're probably an ugly whore, have an ugly/white trash/loser boyfriend, and not a nice body. Although I've mentioned it before, i've told you that you "getting off" on me getting "bitter" about your posts won't stop me from doing it. However, you continue to state that you "love doing this stuff LOLZSS!!1 I'M SO GOOD AT WUT I DO!11", Which I have never believed about anybody in the first place. Such claims are merely a defense mechanism for those who can't cope with the fact that people hate to hear what they have to say.
I'll simplify it for you. I call you a dumb bitch, because you talk like a whore and think it will get you attention from the likes of guys like Ironic Mustache, who don't take you seriously in the least. You see that I've called you these nasty things, and don't have the intellect nor precedent to deliver a proper retort, therefore you resort to the "lol, i love pissing you off it's so funny to see", although, as I've stated before, it's merely an "easy way out" so to speak, until your bitch ass gets called out by the likes of me.
From what you've posted thus far, I've come to the conclusion that you are a delusional slut in real life who knows that you're ugly, fat, and all around unlikeable, but you believe that you can compensate with all of these defects with your superior sluttiness, which, by your distorted sense of reason, keeps you up to par with the type of girls that guys like me would actually acknowledge/hold a conversation with, let alone date. This is also why you get on the internet and slut it up even more with people who can't see what you look like, because everybody online absolutely loves a good internet whore (10).
Unfortunately, trailer-trash retarded fucks who gravitate to the blatant-whoreness that you exude are allowed to have internet access in this world, which otherwise would have probably saved me from reading your posts and significantly injuring my brain. But then again, if it werent for the internet, and the hick-white trash breeding that most likely will result of it thanks to your e-whoring, I won't have anyone to flip my burgers 17 years from now, will I?
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Originally posted by MAGICLIT:
i cant talk when my mouth is full of dick
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sticks dick in MAGICLITS mouth[/action] I don't expect a reply until I take it out.
You just got owned, bitch. I'll feed your pizza to my fucking dog.
[ February 19, 2005, 02:24 AM: Message edited by: Mr. Blonde ]