Shit the man who possesses the gland, for in his hand is the Gootch.
Shit the fellow whose head is mellow, for in his ass is a pootch.
Shit the cat whose whiskers attacked, for in the cunt is a bear.
Shit the Lemur whose tail goes "dick-purr," for in his mouth is a fucking Jew what the fuck.
BRRRRRRAAAAAAARRRR! BRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAARRRR! ALERT! MAN YOUR BATTLESTATION! GRAB YOUR RIFLE! I FOUND ONE! HIDING IN THE MOUTH OF THE LEMUR, A WHOLE FAMILY! GET 'EM!
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