A donkey schlong slapped John Wong.
A country cunt, it looked like a runt.
I stumpled onto the conspiricy, eat the ear with me.
Dick shit was the name, eating pussy, was the game.
A duck came along and said, "Why hello, Fred!"
Fred replied simply, "Eat a dick bitch!" The duck was furious and started to bitch.
The duck said, "You cocksucker! I try to be nice and you are still a sockfucker!"
At this point in time, a doctor came in and snorted three lines.
"Ass dick shit fuck!" said the doctor. (It should be noted the doctor's name was doctor coctor).
He was a giant man, with a big can.
He shoved the duck and Fred into the can, and then he ran and ran and ran.
He ran until he got to California, then he said, "Don't think I didn't warn yah!"
With this said, he pissed in the can, it appeared to be red.
"That's all for now, Jed. It's time for you to go to bed."
With that said, Jed's grandpa proceeded to leave the bedroom and go get head.
To Be Continued
[This message has been edited by 50 Cent (edited December 02, 2002).]
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