Nobody nail me for plagiarism on these, because half of them are taken from other sources, but they're still funny.
"Domino's has Cheeseburger Pizza. This is for fat people who just can't decide."
"I am not, as you think, eating these chips because they are good, or because I can. I am eating them for all those who cannot.
Live On .... 1965-?"
Me: you think you wanna give me a pencil?
Tony: get your own jerk
Me: gonna buy some today
Tony: i need some too
Me: well steal one of boop's shitty yellow ones
Tony: thats mean
Tony: what if someone did that to you?
Tony: you would feel pretty crumby
"Get your dick outta your heart, motherfucker! You know what kids are listening to nowadays? Disco, motherfucker!" - John Oates
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