I'd like to thank my friend .NET for driving me to get my bicycle today. It was in the repair shop, and .NET took me to get it, which was very generous of him.
Some of you may know .NET as "Orgazmo" or "Censored", but his real name is ".NET" (pronounced "Dot Net").
Let's all share one of our favorite .NET stories:
One time I was at a gas station with .NET. I was washing the windows on his car with that little squeegy thing. I look up, and I see .NET walk over to the squeegy station, dip his hands in the washing formula, scrub his hands together, then pull out one of those blue shop towels and dry his hands. That's right, .NET washed his hands using the stuff that people use to clean the windows on their car. Silly .NET.
-Ugly Bastard
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