[StabMaster Arson]

Originally posted by Adminisexxor:
Ahh, .net. I love that cocksucker. Seriously, when it comes to a loyal pal, there's no one like .net.

I remember how .net and I met. It was late, I was walking back from work one night when some fuckers start talkin' shit to me. So here I am, all alone, walking down the side of the road and these three punks are all up in my face. This one guy, big motherfucker, he's the leader of the pack, right? So he's tellin' me to give him all my shit and shit. Fuck that, I say. I don't do it, then this cunt gets all offensive, starts putting his titty-grabbers on me like he's here to fight. I'm not going to let him get the first hit, right? So I smack the assjob square in the face. He dropped, but his two buddies didn't like that shit, so now they're all on me, kickin' my shit, right? Well I'm pretty beat when the big fucker gets back up. He's pissed as fuck, right? So he tells the guys to fuckin' wait for a car to come down the road and they're gonna throw me out there. I'm fuckin' boilin' now, pissed as fuck, but I'm beat all to fuck and they have 3, so fuck, I'm grilled. They hold me there, side of the road prolly 5-6 min. before headlights start comin'. Fucker is barrelin' down this road too. I'm fucked. Anyway, right before this fucker gets up on us they toss me out there. This guy must have seen it coming from down the road 'cuz soon as they throw me, he takes a hard right and knocks out all 3 of the fuckers. No fuckin' damage to the car even. I was shocked. Get this though, one of the little guys is fuckin' up and running right away not as hurt as the other two, so he throws his motherfucker in reverse and ends up hitting the fucker upside a tree. Bends the shit out of his back bumper and trunk, he didn't give a shit tho. Yeah, fucker that was drivin' was .net. Good motherfucker. I'd take a bullet for that motherfucker. Damn good motherfucker.

so one of the guys beating you up was a cement post in the middle of a parking lot? good times.